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kayaking

The act of taking a kayak paddle and shoving it up your partners ass.
Yeah he was kind if a dick, so I took him kayaking.
by taddie69 March 31, 2021
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Kayaked

“Your gonna get kayaked dumb hoe
by Joebidenkanye January 9, 2022
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Kayak

Someone who has no drugs to sell
That kayaks paddling along without selling any legs to anyone bobbing up and down like a tea bag do try it
by Shmick ticker May 19, 2022
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Red kayak

A term that combine red flag and the water sport kayaking.

A relationship or action built on a person manipulating another in what may seem as normal behavior. The person whom is doing this works on regulting their appearance around certain people and the person they are manipulating. They can come off nice, independent and secure. They will use different methods and information they find online to get what they want. They want a relationship (not really the person they are with) and the perks that might come with it. They will direct and control the relationship and the person in the way they want it. Perks might include not working, a new car, paid trips, getting parent adoration , control and whatever they find as a gain. People who know the person that is being manipulated will generally keep their mouth closed about this beacuase concerns of lash back of this person.
Look she is red kayaking that guy.
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The Devil's Kayak

The vagina, box, or other creative references
Guy: Son, Karen hit me up last night.
Guy 2: You sail in the Devil's kayak?
Guy: To Hades and back bruh, to Hades and back.
by Juice_willis March 15, 2016
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kayak

when the blunt is canoeing but you still haven’t gotten ur lighter back
“The blunt is kayaking YALL , where tf is my lighter at?”

“Ayoooo why u hand me a kayak like that?”
by lavas1111 April 7, 2022
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Kayak nugget

A nice pretty funny girl who is going to marry to a dude named bu**a
My bestfriend yah shes such a kayak nugget!
by Yeeter pete December 7, 2018
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