Kale penis

It is what your penis smells like after you pull out of a vegan. Because she doesn't want your protein injection.

He finished his orgasm and pulled out and his vegan girl loved to smell his kale penis!

by Jilaman September 25, 2020

kale salad

marijuana, weed, kush

"yo could i come cop some kale salad" "yeah"

by arden69420 February 16, 2017

Kinky Kale

It's a smoothie at boost juice

Although it is also a name for someone that likes a bit of sass

That's some Kinky Kale

by JE AND TI September 1, 2016

Kalee

A girl who loves a guy named Kadin and hangs out with him but dosent ask him out she laughs hard and loud because she aims amazing and is upssessed with Zelda

Omg KALEE is hanging out with that Kadin guy again!

by LaurenCook December 15, 2016

Twitter Kale

When vegetarians/vegans get into a fight on Twitter; Twitter beef but for vegetarians/ vegans

-"wow, did you see that Twitter beef?"
~"actually it was Twitter kale, they were vegans."

by Big_Trouty July 13, 2016

Alternative Kale

Bacon

‘Yo try this broccoli salad. It’s vegetarian.’
‘It’s got bacon.’
‘Nah bro, that’s alternative kale.’

by Les1077 June 20, 2018

Whale Kale

Any food that is unhealthy but is marketed as healthy.

I saw Ned eating low fat chips the other day. Those things are complete whale kale.

by Definedgarrot May 11, 2016