Kale moment

This occurs when you have less brain cells then teeth.

Chance of this rare occurrence is as getting a virtual item (Knife) in a videogame CS:GO.
This usually happens in the Balkans.

A few examples of sentences that can cause the "Kale moment"
"Sivo nebo, buda te jebo"

"Nije ti lako, popij Sinalco"

"Kurac"

"To su pederi, pederi, jebite se sami"

"Nisam ja peder, ja sam čovjek"

"IJAAAAAAAI što ima veliki kurac"

by gospodinJebach May 2, 2021

kale salad

marijuana, weed, kush

"yo could i come cop some kale salad" "yeah"

by arden69420 February 16, 2017

Kinky Kale

It's a smoothie at boost juice

Although it is also a name for someone that likes a bit of sass

That's some Kinky Kale

by JE AND TI September 1, 2016

Kalee

A girl who loves a guy named Kadin and hangs out with him but dosent ask him out she laughs hard and loud because she aims amazing and is upssessed with Zelda

Omg KALEE is hanging out with that Kadin guy again!

by LaurenCook December 15, 2016

Oh kale no

A phrase coined by the notes Jillian Owens. One will use this phrase in situations of flabbergastment.

Jenny took my seat on the bus, “Oh kale no!”

by The Jill November 20, 2018

Alternative Kale

Bacon

‘Yo try this broccoli salad. It’s vegetarian.’
‘It’s got bacon.’
‘Nah bro, that’s alternative kale.’

by Les1077 June 20, 2018

Kale Daddy

Like a sugar daddy but YOU pay the kale daddy to be your daddy.

My kale daddy asked me to send a pic of me covered in salad leaves

by Nova the Nov August 18, 2018