Jordyn

A beautiful girl that will make you fall in love with her once you lay eyes on her. She has amazing eyes and perfect hair. Funny and caring, she knows how to have a good time and isn't afraid to call people out on their shit. I love her so much

Who's that ?
That's my girlfriend Jordyn!

by CrazyCyntaeia September 15, 2018

Judge Judy

A court "judge" who appears on her own court TV show. She likes to call other people idiots because she is insecure since she herself is a complete idiot. Common ridiculous quotes from her include:

You know what you are? You're a NERD.

Shut up, NERD!

It's because I'm smart.

It's because YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

I watched Judge Judy yesterday and lost all hope in humanity.

When I saw Judge Judy's face on the television, I screamed and spontaneously combusted.

After listening to Judge Judy, I lost all ability to reason.

by okamiimiyazaki December 6, 2010

Jordyn

A gorgeous spectacular girl(:

she is a goober, veryy cool.

Jordyn is GORGEOUS!

by Charlie bit my finger August 14, 2009

juddy

Extremely gifted sportsperson in their chosen sport. Unmatched in skill, class and athletism.

"Man, Muhammad Ali was the juddy of boxing"

"Dad when i grow up, i wanna be the juddy of Football"

by DJ129 January 6, 2006

juryfrigging

Like its close relative, juryrigging, this verb describes the act of being interrupted when so close to orgasm due to onanism that one must improvise a satisfactory conclusion as quickly as possible, with whatever comes to hand, as surreptitiously as possible, and with the least amount of spillage, or, failing that, embarrassment.

"My mum walked in so close to the vinegar strokes that I had no choice but to do a bit of furious juryfrigging into the hem of her skirt when she turned to yell down the stairs to my dad what a dirty wanker I was."

by MadBob May 29, 2007

Jordyn

the coolest girl in the world! she is a savage that is never to be messed with, you'd be the luckiest person in the world to meet her!

that Jordyn girl is really hot!

by cool girclolo;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; February 13, 2017

Jordyn

Jordyn is a beautiful girl with amazing friends. She loves talking, like, a LOT but she is nonetheless cool. She has good intentions, but sometimes things don't always go the way she plans. She struggles with a lot and has a hard time finding her way out of difficult situations she is put in, but her friends always have her back to help her in her times of need. She struggles with her self image and tries to find ways to look more beautiful when the truth is, she is already so beautiful that there is nothing she could change to make herself look better. She is loved by many people.

Person 1: Jordyn is so funny! And her makeup looked amazing today!
Person 2: Yeah, she is so cool.

by not_today03 February 17, 2018