Junaid

literal meaning : small army
(bearing the strength of an small army)

look..there's Junaid and Ali coming.

by jay89 February 10, 2009

Malfunction Junction

A terribly designed junction intersecting I-4 and I-275 in Tampa, FL. It is notorious for its confusing twists and turns and car crashes during the morning rush hour. If you are driving in the area, don't be surprised to hear news of a major backup near Malfunction Junction on the radio in the morning.

Bumper to bumper traffic as a result of yet another car accident on Malfunction Junction. We'll be here for while.

by acablue January 14, 2009

jungies

A hurrican of crap ejectiong out of the anus. Also known as pissing out of the butt hole. Causes severe moaning and discomfort on the toilet. (Severe Diarrhea)

I ate mexican food and a had the worst jungies ever.

by jackkaawackk January 23, 2008

Junction City Tea Party

A sexual act involving multiple males (often closeted homosexuals) wherein one person tea bags another and the tea bagging continues in a sequential fashion, whereby after being tea bagged, one is then required to tea bag the person to their immediate right. This perverse act is rumored to have originated in Junction City, Kansas, when a number of obese men with prodigious amounts of pubic hair were observed engaging in a steamy tea bagging fest behind a shitty Korean restaurant in the 100 degree heat. Later participants of JCTPs began applying white powder to their pubes to highlight the tea party theme some time in the mid 1990s.

Closeted Homo#1: "Hey Johnson, you know we're havin' a Junction City Tea Party at my place tonight,you cumming?"

Johnson: "Fuck yeah!!! Powderin' up my nad bag right now Beeeeyotch!"

by Kansan17 August 18, 2013

Juniah

Juniah is a very pretty girl and Juniahs have been broken inside buh listens to people that has her heart she is very independent when it come to her friends she barely has friends,she likes dancing and doing hair.At the end of the day she doesn’t care what people think and all day she thinks about what her inspiration in life.

Juniah is a girl

by Unknown user urban duct August 7, 2018

chicken juicies

something stupid my neighbor said at the grocery store when we were looking for juice and i confused her train of thought by saying chicken.

where are the chicken juicies?

by killthedestroyer November 15, 2010

grape juicing

The act of complaining about things you don't actually want to do something about, aka faux-whine.

Project lead: "Oh, man, I'm really tired of doing this job all by myself."

New guy: "Hey, I'd love to help, show me how!"

Project lead: "Oh, I don't know when I'd find the time. I'm just so busy."

New guy: "Dude, stop grape juicing and either let someone else help or stop bitching."

by CatPope March 17, 2014