a man that sometimes acts like jeffry Star and loves money. he will allows answer for texts and give you attention. He is a hard working dude that will all was ask you for your home work.... he is extremely GAY, but as of 2020 a virgin. He wants to be the first nudist pope.
by Anton loman September 23, 2020
Nawww Jordy bear
by helloharms September 10, 2019
Noun
1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern
across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.
1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern
across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.
Q: "Did you check out that blind chick at the glory hole?"
A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."
A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."
by billebllunt May 15, 2014
When you are a cunt Jordy you are a hughmongusly annoying cunt. So if you're called Jordy and you're friends tell you you're a cunt. You're a cunt jordy. People like you are very dominantly present and need to bring everyone down to your level.
Brandon: *Telling a cool story of how he went to this creepy place and ran out because there were noises*
cunt Jordy: GAAAYYYYYYY
cunt Jordy: GAAAYYYYYYY
by WAVIE April 27, 2017
that one kid that says he doesn't like someone, bur he really does. he also accuses his friends things that aren't true, such as liking someone.
by uiwqladkjshli December 14, 2018
A pure idol of amazingness, not very good at sports but he can cream you at anything else, he is very tall and the most amazing person you will ever meet
Jordi bejar
by Itotallyspeakthetruth May 13, 2015
When a dude named jordan takes a little kid nad givves them his kids in an orphanage to go marry hitlers transgender step kids who fucked drizzy drake and homelander in the ass.
OH SHI DID YOU SEE THAT JORDAN GUY ON THE NEWWS!
YEA HES FUCKED UP JUST LIKE DRAKE HE DID THE DIRTY JORDY
YEA HES FUCKED UP JUST LIKE DRAKE HE DID THE DIRTY JORDY
by Deeezzzdezz August 01, 2024