slide jockey

A teacher that reads soley from powerpoint slides without any attempt to actually teach. Has no originality whatsoever.

WHAT THE FUCK GOMEZ!!! can't you do something other than read from those god damn slides you fucking slide jockey. jesus i can read myself!

by gomezathon March 2, 2010

rocker jockey

Old person that sits in a rocking chair all day.

Mama, you better get out and get some exercise or people will be calling you a Rocker Jockey

by Tfastlane May 1, 2010

muff jockey

Another name for a lesbian - someone who loves and rides the muff.

Person 1 - Wow...check that girl out, she is so fucking fit!...
Person 2 - OMG you're such a muff jockey!

by Haxz May 1, 2019

Plunge Jockey

A so-called straight man that will fuck gay men from behind just to get their end away and relief themselves

Every Thursday night I meet Sarah’s husband in secret. Their sex life has dried up so i relief his blue blues. In and out like a plunge jockey.

by Muckyfingers82 June 20, 2023

jock

A jock is a young male whose entire life revolves around proving that he is superior to everone else, hence, the involvement in competitive sports. Jocks are trained to trample on other people without feeling any remorse. Some females can be jocks, too. The important thing is NOT that they are actually good at sports, but that they ernestly believe that they are superior and that they act that way. They, of course, have their circle of friends (as many as possible, so as to show everyone how "friendly" they are and to make themselves feel good) who they do acknowledge as nearly their equals. But anybody else is dirt beneath their feet and not worthy to even speak to them.

You see them everywhere. Some stop being jocks after high school, when they find out they really weren't that great after all, even in their chosen sport. Others remain jocks throughout college, or welding school, or whatever. Some remain jocks into their thirties and beyond. By then, it has nothing to do with sports. It's all in the attitude as, of course, it always was.

by Varbir April 21, 2006

nerd-jock

A person of high intelligence or great knowledge of topics no one else cares about, usually with low social skills, but also has physical ability.

A rare breed of human. One who has both higher intelligence and higher physical abilities than his peers. Though he can fit in with either social group, he feels out of place in either for a long period of time.

Justin has played varsity sports, but also plays D&D. He's a nerd-jock; let's just leave him to his . . . whatever it is he does.

Kill the half-breed!

by Schnell December 22, 2005

Jock lock wedgie

When you pull somebody's underwear and put their feet in the leg holes.

I was in my freshman year and I was wearing musical notes print bra and panties. I ripped a hole in my pants because I bent over to pick up my backpack. The teachers just let out little giggles and they didn't tell me about it. The pants were two sizes under mine because they shrunk. So at the end of the school day, someone pantsed me and took off my shirt exposing my underwear and she knocked me over and pulled my underwear over my feet giving me a jock lock wedgie and she duct tape my hands and mouth. Everyone could see my underwear and my butt. She took a picture of me and then left. Nobody helped me out and they constantly were smacking my butt when I ended up peeing myself and everyone started laughing. I was so embarrassed.

by WedgiedGirl April 12, 2019