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Jonah Mode

A state of mind in which an individual kills 30 homeless residents of Alabama and proceeds to empty their intestines. Then taking those remnants they build several assault rifles and hold the nearest government official for hostage (generally with no purpose). They commit three hours of intense sodomy and then kill what ever corpse remains. If by now they have slipped out of Jonah Mode they fucking kill them selves, if not they systematically plan racial and ethnic division within their nations to lead to mass genocides.
I almost went into Jonah Mode yesterday
by balls in my face x2 May 10, 2020
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Joead

Likes radicalism and coconuts on a Sunday has a massive forehead but a strong 6pack and always gets all the birds even with a bent hairline
Girl 1:Oh look there’s 2 men which one should I go for
Girl 2: go for the more joead looking one
by Kingkongkian May 28, 2021
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Jonah

A normally shy and introverted person who keeps his feeling locked inside, and you never really see much interesting about him until you try to get to know him, and when he trusts you, he WON’T shut up. Jonah is the kind of guy who loves memes and funny stuff in general. He always mixes up words or doesn’t think ahead of time before he speaks, usually ending up in a weird jumble of words. He is also extremely clumsy.
Person 1 : Jonah just spilled an entire carton of milk on himself...

Person 2 : that’s just Jonah.
by Iwanttodiehelp June 23, 2018
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Jonah

Jonah is a wonderful and a truely perfect person. Though he may seem out going, he is a very calm and introvertive person when with the person he truly loves. He is a very loyal and sweet person to be with. He isn't afraid to be honest and is very mature around his elders. He won't leave you alone if you are upset or mad at him or others. He cares so much about the person he loves and will do anything to keep them safe and loved. He is a soft person towards his family but isn't afraid to fight for the people he loves. He won't hesitate to stand up against someone if they hurt their friends or loved ones.
Person1:I heard you have a Jonah!

Person2:I do and I'll never let him go! I love him!!
by PIKACHU 78 November 19, 2018
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Pull a Jonah

Pull a Jonah - When a person aces a test with little or no studying.
"I didn't study! I hope i pull a jonah!"
by Shibidydobedypants January 11, 2008
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Jonah

Jonah is the fiercest guy you could ever meet or get the chance to speak with. He will make you laugh for hours. He's lovely & magnetic but doesn't believe it when you tell him so.
He has incredible hair and beautiful eyes. He is very good looking but it probably a little too modest about it. He's so smart and loves to share random facts with others. He's a natural calming soul. He is charming and sweet.
However, don't mistake his kindness for weakness. He is very intuitive and once he realizes negative or shade he can and will let you know exactly what he is thinking and is cunning and sharp with his words. He is the most loyal & fun person you will ever know as long as its mutual.
Wow, look at that fierce guy! Oh, it must be a Jonah.
by Urban212 September 5, 2018
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jonada

I wish I was as sexy as a Jonada.
by Mike Hawkishard February 7, 2008
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