John

John, usually a very macho guy. He has the most amazing brown eyes and hair. His smile is gorgeous. Typically a player, confuses you alot, but when he wants he can make u feeel like the most amazing person in the world. You cant help but smile when u look at him. u like him alot but he gives u mixed signals. he could be the ebst thing u ever had if he would give u a chance. strong, competitive, smart, outgoing, cute, nice body. He lies alot but does know when he is wrong and he can be a man and say sorry. All in all, john is a great guy but he needs to figure out his relationship status
Friend: Whats wrong?
You: It's just....welll...John
Friend: I told you he was an ass!
by Michelle Hamburger December 08, 2010
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A John is someone who is really edgy, but is not in tune with his emotions, and is generally emotionless
Alec, don't be a John, talk about your feelings
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He is a type of guy that doesnt get really get a break to often or even a chance. He knows he's not the perfect guy but when you give him a chance, he can be. He's cute, really funny, socialable, and outgoing. He's really nice & sweet to others, especially his girlfriend. He can sometimes be alittle shy but thats only when he meets new people. Other than that, he's an awesome guy to be with!
"Hey arnt you dating john?"

"Yup! He's such a great guy!"
by Robin Blue October 07, 2012
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A very lame person
John is so lame
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The funniest guy you'll ever meet. May seem not hot at first, but soon you'll love his appearance. Is mean when there are no girls around, very flirtatious. Has the cutest laugh ever and a sexy smile.
"hahahaha who's that kid? He's hilarious!"
"it's John of course!!"

"oh duh!"
by The awesomest person ever!!!!! February 22, 2012
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Bitch Ass Who Can't See
Person 1: "Why does he keep running into the wall?"
Person 2: "Oh he's just a John!"
by thatoneturtleguy September 10, 2019
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The very best person to be around. He can be really closed off, and he can keep to himself a lot but at the same time he is very open. He’s probably one of the best people ever to have in your life. He’s a great listener, and he’s never boring. One of the funniest people ever—He’s talented and very prideful with his work. He can be cocky at times, but also very humble. The bestest person on this Earth. He’ll always have your back, as long as you have his. He hates fake people, and won’t hesitate to put people in their place. An anime lover, and weirdo—super athletic, and super determined too. LOL.
John’s amazing! :)
by yumplumpfumpityfump January 13, 2021
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