Johnnie

A Johnnie is a very gay individual who likes dick in their booty hole, they also tend to say things that they never act on, they like to go for the fattest and ugliest bitches, they also have the worst taste in women and have extremely low standards. Their dick will literally go into anything that has a hole. Johnnies typically see themselves as tough and healthy, but in reality they are lazy fucking slobs who don’t do shit but a play games on their consoles and have dad bodies around the age of 16 and above. Johnnies are also insecure about themselves cause of past relationships and rejections from females who have better to do with their lives. A johnnie is basically a feminine version of John they also tend to have vaginas so don’t be surprised if a johnnie tells you he has a esthetically large cock and you end up seeing a vagina. Overall a johnnie is just an L.

Is that a johnnie over there I bet you he has a vagina

Johnnie is so insecure nowadays he lies so much about his life

Johnnie never works out anymore just sits at home and plays games and fingers himself and smells it after

by Shadiiii April 29, 2019

moll and johnnie

(formerly) secret derogatory term used to describe a colored person (derived from the Italian mulignone)

I cant stand those gi-rilleys, in private I call em every name in the book, but in public I have to be a bit more diplomatic, so I refer to them as moll and johnnies, and they are so stupid, they dont know what I'm talking about...

by the gabba goul January 8, 2005

johnned

a british word for being high as fuck, noone knows who invented the meaning but it was first heard in kidderminster

me: i am so fucking johnned
friend: absoultely bludclart johnned mate

by johnned April 18, 2019

Johnnie Walker Red

Gross shit that tastes like meat. I bought it once to imitate a celebrity. Once.

Drinking Johnnie Walker Red is like kissing John Wayne.

by nothingsnecessary November 1, 2012

Johnner

Members of St John Ambulance tend to refer to each other as St Johnners or simply Johnners.

He's my Johnner friend!

by indianaprincess January 3, 2011

johnna walton

my very swag friend 😎🤌

hey is that johnna walton?!?

yes if u say daddy chill she says it back 😎

by i’m swag April 8, 2021

Johnnay

Johnnay stinks really fucking bad and the bitch is a mess every time she walks somewhere the smell evolves even more and she makes people dislike her.

Johnnay bitch u stank go wash yo pussy hairs!

by Dekcjdjskw October 17, 2019