i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
Get the I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Assmug. Guy1: So this fat vato walks up to me and asked if he could have my burrito. I wasn't even eating.
Guy 2: Ah, he must have been a Jelly Bean!
Guy 2: Ah, he must have been a Jelly Bean!
by Stasch42 October 21, 2017
Get the Jelly Beanmug. When you accidentally slam an item that you weren't supposed to make because you were not paying attention
You: Crap!!! I didn't mean to make zephyrs, it was supposed to be a sunfire.
Me: Oh you just pulled a Jelly Bean.
Me: Oh you just pulled a Jelly Bean.
by Luxinder October 15, 2020
Get the Jelly Beanmug.