jasper

A man from Melbourne, usually doing strange things to male grizzly Bears.

Whats Jasper doing to that bear.

by jasmannoan March 30, 2009

Jasper

When you need more than 1 roll of toilet paper after taking a shit, you've pulled a Jasper.

Person 1: Did you liked your kebab last night?
Person 2: No i didn't, it gave me a Jasper.
Person 1: Auwchh..

by Pitbull_123 June 15, 2011

Jasper

A name used to describe a hopeless lover.

Yo man you need to grow some balls and stop being a Jasper!

by Kassanu November 6, 2008

Jasper

Someone with a big round buttocks usually height challenged and light skin

Man #1 "yo did you just see her ass bruh"

Man #2 "yea bruh she had the Jasper

by klark kent July 24, 2014

Jasper

To bite the head of a dick off.

His dog jasperd him

by JakeH434 July 2, 2009

jasper

its that fucking gay dog from family guy who has that gay asian faggot name hablo or w/e. Also known as brian's cousin

Fuck Jasper u gay fag.

by dsadas November 1, 2007

Jasper

Jasper is a blonde, British stud. He may appear tough, but inside he really does feel. He is extremely loyal, and even though he has a hard time showing it, he is really loving to that special someone. Jasper has the most piercing blue eyes that will cut you to the soul. He likes to protect his woman and hopes to have many children. Many girls want a Jasper because of how handsome, but intelligent he is. He doesn't ever back down from a fight, and he will win at anything. sometimes, Jasper will be self conscious about things he shouldn't be, but in the end he tries not to focus too much on the silly things. Finally, Jasper is incredible. In every way possible.

Hanna: Did you see Harry?!
Katherine: Yeah, but I'm looking for a Jasper...

by Dankememes20 June 2, 2017