Jason Statham

Tyler Joseph's pet cheetah.

"Tyler what's that in your basement?"
'Oh just my pet cheetah, I named him Jason Statham."
"Why Tyler... Why?"

by My pet cheetah Jason Statham November 7, 2018

Jason Waterfalls

The first line of the chorus to a popular TLC song according to most milenials...

"Don't go Jason Waterfalls.. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to."

"You're singing it wrong bb! Those aren't the lyrics!"

"Idc.. Not just about this, Idc about anything..."

by JonathanTaylorThomasBrothel July 15, 2016

Jaslene

Jaslene is shy but once you get to know her. She is Funny and love rollercoasters. Jaslene did a lot of sports. She has the bestest friends in the world and never not have friends.Also give her friends funny nicknames like Oreo. She’s beautiful and cute. And be an amazing actor

You would definitely want to be friends with Jaslene

by Jim Andean May 15, 2018

jason bourne

The most badass amnesiac ex-agent you'll ever meet. Can dodge 20 cops, kill you 3 times (yes, 3 times), give your girl multiple orgasms, and stick it to em apple lovers, all at the same time.

Some dude: "You really don't remember do you?"
Jason Bourne: "WTF like for the 20th time, no!"

by leviosa August 13, 2007

Jasonism

The religion of all religions. Jasonism includes all religions within it's hold. Everyone is a follower of Jasonsim. If you believe in something, you're a follower, simple as that. It is named after it's great creator, "Jason"

"Hey, what do you believe in?"
"Nothing"
"You are a follower of Jasonism; you believe in the concept of nothing"

I am a follower of Jasonism.

by aaaaayum (Jason) December 17, 2008

Jaslina

Kind, caring, creative person with a great sense of humour

Jaslina likes to play with her friends.

by :) :( March 7, 2018

Jaslene

Jaslene is a shy girl at first, but once you get to know her she’s amazing! Jaslene’s will always have your back! She’s pretty inside and out and she needs to believe that. She’ll always wear a smile and she doesn’t share her feelings. She always makes people laugh at her jokes! She has a adorable smile. She is strong and beautiful, but be careful don’t mess with a Jaslene. It could be tough sometimes

Jaslene is Beautiful inside and out

by sips ice tea June 9, 2020