Japsimar

The most beautiful girl in the world. The dictionary definition of perfection is modelled after her. Her smile is infectious and will light up your world. She’s a keeper.

Japsimar is the most beautiful girl I know

by JohnFanta March 16, 2019

Japsin

Excellent, of high quality. Derives from dance music, especially house, in which a tune that rocks the dancefloor is referred to as being "japsin".

"That tune is japsin!", "That jacket is japsin!"

by berrybook June 14, 2009

Magic jap’s eye

Magic jap’s eye, the art of screwing ones eyes up as to see the pixelated areas of a Japanese porn movie with more clarity

Hey Dave you know what the magic jap’s eye is..... wel, if you screw up your eyes real tight and peep through, after a while you can just about make out that she’s pissing

by Lumberjack88 November 5, 2018

Japstralian

A person who is half Japanese half Australian

What is your nationality?
I'm half Japanese half Australian. Japstralian.

by japstralia April 8, 2011

japsnutsteeplebasedacidwater

A mysterious chemical oft used during the Victorian era in the British Isles for foolhardy experiments involving sound manipulation and live dogs.

Also, its inherent preserving properties mean that japsnutsteeplebasedacidwater is ideal for rubbing into shallow wounds and teak furniture.

Its opposite is: Chinksboltsparapetbasedalkalifire, which has no uses at all.

Pass me the Japsnutsteeplebasedacidwater, would you? There's a good fellow.

by Plank Sanction May 11, 2004

JAPSLANG

JapSlang = When a Japanese foreigner attempts to speak formally, but has fail to realize they are speaking informally.

Japanese person #1: "Oh myagodsu I have to go to the bathroomsu"
Japanese person #2: *sigh*, "japslang"

by tingtangwallawallabingbang January 11, 2012

Japslap

To slap a man in the testicles, crippling them for hours.

Fraser : Why did you japslap me
Lidia : You annoyed me

by SirReem February 21, 2012