jackpotting

The distinct urge to poop and barf at the same time.

After he ate tainted sushi, he was jackpotting for two hours.

When she took the morning-after pill, she was jackpotting all evening.

by Texan Etymologist May 18, 2022

Jackpotting

The act of dropping your pants and masturbating at the game table after winning big, basking in the glory of your victory. The masturbatory celebration must be accompanied by the words “Jackpot!” in order to be Jackpotting by its textbook definition. Typically this celebration is only saved for BIG wins, unless you’re a sick fuck looking for an excuse to give gambling grandmothers a heart attack.

Did you hear about Dave??? He’s on the local news for Jackpotting after a $10k hit at the casino. I even heard he’s a registered sex offender now. I hope the Jackpot was worth it.

by JackPotter April 4, 2024

Scandinavian Jackpot

When you have sex with one girl from each of the Scandinavian countries (Sweden, Denmark and Norway) at the same time.

Bro 1: Hey man i did the Scandinavian Jackpot yesterday
Bro 2: No way bro. Im proud of you!

by Loco Latino March 7, 2019

Alabama Jackpot

Scoring a threesome at a family reunion.

Jimmies gene pool got a little muddy after the Alabama Jackpot.

by Sp5 October 23, 2023

Anti jackpot

When u find yourself in a condition that is unique, rare and unlikely but not desirable at all

She got 3 sons and all of them are gemini.
Damn bruh, she hit the anti jackpot.

by original.flipster July 17, 2020

The dirty Kelly jackpot

The act of inserting a roll of quarters in a woman’s ass, pulling her arm down like a slot machine then watch her shit out 40 quarters.

Hey Seb! I gave our secretary “The dirty Kelly jackpot” last night and it was great! The sound of the change coming out made me feel like I won at the casino!

by Goose1769 March 28, 2025

Mega Jackpot

A person who is simultaneously beautiful and morbidly obese.

Tess Holliday is a MEGA JACKPOT.

by Ainsley Nippleworth, Esq. December 11, 2023