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The dirty Kelly jackpot

The act of inserting a roll of quarters in a woman’s ass, pulling her arm down like a slot machine then watch her shit out 40 quarters.
Hey Seb! I gave our secretary “The dirty Kelly jackpot” last night and it was great! The sound of the change coming out made me feel like I won at the casino!
by Goose1769 March 28, 2025
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JackPotted

A consensual sex act in which a man swallows a roll of coins of his choosing. Approximately 12 hours later, during an intimate encounter with a partner (man or woman), he sits on their face. The partner then reaches around, grabs his penis, and pulls downward in a jacking-off motion. With each pull, he farts into their mouth until the coins begin to emerge. Once the coins appear, he shouts, "Jackpot! DING DING DING DING DING – we have a winner!"
Sarah: "I'm telling you Debra, Mike and my sex life has just gotten so lifeless and stale"
Debra: "Sarah, you just need to get jackpotted! Willard and I do it every 3rd Tuesday and we're thriving."
by Frodo T Baggin November 19, 2025
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jackpot

1.To get into a lot of trouble;
2.To be in a lot of trouble
After what happened Frank was in a jackpot; When they find out what he did he is gonna be in a jackpot
by Lou 7 toes November 3, 2023
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Jackpots

the jackpots are the best fucking fanbase in the world! if you ain’t a jackpot tf you doing 🎰
Jackpots is the best fanbase! The jackpots are so loyal and we ride or die bout our queen. The jackpots ride for Big Latto the LONGWAY.
by BigHays777 October 5, 2022
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Jackpot

Getting the whole load, hence winning the jackpot
"Tieganne you definitely got the whole load." Can you share the jackpot with me asked Naomi
by Fisjaikskajajaj May 25, 2016
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Alabama Jackpot

Jimmies gene pool got a little muddy after the Alabama Jackpot.
by Sp5 October 23, 2023
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Anti jackpot

When u find yourself in a condition that is unique, rare and unlikely but not desirable at all
She got 3 sons and all of them are gemini.
Damn bruh, she hit the anti jackpot.
by original.flipster July 17, 2020
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