Mega Jackpot

A person who is simultaneously beautiful and morbidly obese.

Tess Holliday is a MEGA JACKPOT.

by Ainsley Nippleworth, Esq. December 11, 2023

The dirty Kelly jackpot

The act of inserting a roll of quarters in a woman’s ass, pulling her arm down like a slot machine then watch her shit out 40 quarters.

Hey Seb! I gave our secretary “The dirty Kelly jackpot” last night and it was great! The sound of the change coming out made me feel like I won at the casino!

by Goose1769 March 28, 2025

jackpotting around

Term popularized by Utah Jazz coach Jerry Sloan referring to goofing around, taking bad shots, trying to be flashy, and/or not paying attention.

"I was satisfied with the team's performance overall. Deron did a good job finding his teammates and everyone did a great job of getting to the basket. No one was jackpotting around out there."

by brentman87 April 22, 2008

Jackspot

An open front parking spot at that store you always have to park a mile from.

I nearly smashed into this old lady as I raced her for a jackspot at Costco today.

by BattleramSam November 28, 2010

jackpod

a video ipod that is exclusively used for watching porn in the bathroom and jacking off to it.

i just bought a new jackpod and rubbed one out to a jenna jameson video clip on it in the bathroom

by cozzdogg March 11, 2007

JackMott

To eject a seemingly extra object from one's bicycle in an attempt to make it more aerodynamic or lighter.

Not to be confused with accidentally ejecting one's nutrition.

Triathlete 1: Did you see that guy JackMott his water bottle?
Triathlete 2: That's Jack Mott - he's obsessed with all things aero, so he must think that JackMotting his between-the-aerobars nutrition will make him more aerodynamic.
Triathlete 1: Even 5 minutes into the race? I don't know...this is Captex '11...a notoriously tough race.
Triathlete 2: We'll see how he does.

by Slowtwitcher November 27, 2011

Jackporn

The one porn clip which is of sufficiently high quality and meets ones needs to both commence and finish masturbating in a single stroking session, despite it being the only clip viewed in this particular sitting.

This is an exclusive event and cannot be repeated with the same clip.

I was nearly late for work today,
luckily I hit the Jackporn this morning which saved me a lot of time.

by LOTR fan 93 April 24, 2014