Jackalaka

Used to describe an amazingly cool person in the south of England but refers to a moronic retard in the North, Wales and Scotland. Can be used to mean beer in Ireland and in most places of the UK

Person 1: How's your time in Manchester ?
Person 2: Fine apart from my new room mate is a complete jackalaka
Person 1: Thats a shame. Maybe you should throw him out the window whilst you sleep
Person 2: That's a bit mean. He isn't that bad a jackalaka unlike my classmate Jack.

by alip.21 November 27, 2009

Jackolone

An idiot

That jackolone is really a piece of work

by Matamike March 15, 2022

jackblarf

Jackblarfing is somthing you do to annoy your freind, what you so is pick up their phone/tablet and simpily record you saying jackblarf

Oh god my freind just jackblarfed me

by Hillery-Dick Wilford October 9, 2016

Jackhole

it is a combination of Jackass and Asshole and I started using the word back in 1985 at Perry High School

you are a jackhole if you think Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla started this

by Byron Woody May 30, 2018

Jackhole

Someone who is an irritating, annoying, stuck up ding-dong. Not as bad as a**hole however is equivalent to a**hat.

Martha: OH MY GOD he is such a jackhole
Abby: Oh ya that's David

by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers October 23, 2019

Jacklash

When you nut so hard from hacking off that you tense up and throw your neck backwards and give yourself a mild case of whiplash.

Damn bro my neck is killing me. Did you jacklash yourself again? Yea damn near put my head through the wall this time.

by Dick Onchin November 12, 2020

Jackel fun time

The halo enemy who fucked kat after she dies

Remember jackel fun time from halo reach?

by Wario11506 October 19, 2020