Jabba the Slut

a fat girl that acts like a slut and can't easily pass as a halloween costume that you find in K-Mart.
The are found usually in schools but some are found at clubs, bars, tents, circus, and Wal-Marts. You are not safe around these girls because usually they want to steal your man from you and will go to any cost for them to do so.

Also, they can be any single girl thats ugly inside and out, and shes only good for booty calls.

The best way to get rid of a Jabba slut is to say that your man hates hoes, or just flat out beat her ass. That is not as effective because you might lose your hands or just get flattened but either way just watch out.

Chels, girllll, i got so mad at her she sittin there lookin like she came out of the Stars Wars,,walkin up on me I asked her wheres R2D2 Jabba the Slut.

by meaniewtf June 8, 2009

Jabba the Hut

Usually known as the character in starwars, but in cliffside park, nj, she is known as the town's fatass, also known for being the reason for world hunger, she also blows people by the Korean church and completely devouring the snack bar. Occasionaly hitting up the salad bar when she feels like she can't fit in her size 32 jeans.

Joey: Yo where's the ice cream?

Lunch Lady: We had to put them in in jabba the huts rolls, she's having a hot flash.

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Jabba: Do I look fat in these jeans?

Girl: Is that a serious question?

by babycake1115 May 8, 2009

Jabba

A "Jabba" is in reference to "Jabba The Hut" from star wars. This fat, slobbish persn has little respect for their personal appearance and lacks the motivation to put out the minimal effort it takes to roll off of the couch. A slobish, obese brute. Can be found sleeping on the couch watching daytime tv with half eaten sandwiches on his gut. Sometime Jabbas are prone to smell of feces and filth from either defecating themselves or continuos farting.

When an unfamiliar friend stops by your house and ghasps, " What the fuck is that thing on the couch?" You can reply, "Oh that's just Jabba, he doesn't do much of anything, sorry about the smell though."

by Dan Saathoff January 1, 2007

jabbey

Describing someone who possesses a propensity toward suddenly and inexplicably jabbing. The jabbee may be another person, an intern, or the air.

Jabbey's jabbey today.

by aowE3 March 5, 2009

Jabbatoir

A place where people who don’t have the ability to think critically go to get their Covid-19 vaccine.

You can find your local Jabbatoir in McDonalds or Primark.

“Have you been to the Jabbatoir to have your vaccine yet?”

by CFG1 July 22, 2021

tongue jabber

The act of sticking your tongue straight out, moving in and out of a pussy.

Dom loves to give Nicole a tongue jabber!

by n-hole December 22, 2008

hand jabba

Masturbating while being choked with a chain by a hot chick in a princess leia slave costume.

I knew by the metal thong she was wearing i was in for a hand jabba

by rhone February 22, 2013