Incest

When your own mother takes your erect penis in her hand and and guides it into her warm, wet, hairy vagina on your birthday and squeezes your balls with her hand and your penis with her vaginal muscles while you perform intercourse until you ejaculate internally and leave her a dripping wet creampie.

My mom loves me!

We are all born of incest if you believe the Bible.
I had a great birthday!

by el gabong August 17, 2009

Incest

You will find most incest cases come from Indiana's very own Riverton Park. They have rich history of this act in all of their lands. Legends say, such as Abraham Lincoln, they've been doing since they were born.

Having sexual relationships with your siblings or cousins is incest.

by Udunknow6969 February 5, 2017

Incest

The act of trying to be from Alabama

Brother: wanna smash
Sister: Sure
Both: Lets have incest to try to be from Alabama
*Alabama has entered the chat*

by ïïï March 11, 2019

Incest

Something I wish certain people I know were into.

I tried to convince my cousin and sister to commit incest with me. But they said its 'wrong'. They'll change their minds though.

by incestisbest October 18, 2008

Incest

A bug thing. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH INSECT. INSECT IS WRONG. INSECT IS SEX WITH FAMILY. Incest is bug-thing.

Rune of Incest Swarm V

by Cellbby June 22, 2015

Incest

When your family tree is a stump.

90% of Alabama's population excists from incest. The other 10% are immigrants and tourists.

by Merryweather April 30, 2006

Incest

What rednecks come to the Jerry Springer show to admit.

Jerry, I came here to tell everyone that I'm in love wit muh momma! I sneak into her bedroom at night and pretend to be my da'!

I came to the show tonight so I can tell my nephew a secret...Mark, I is your father!

These people have commited incest.

by Sedux July 17, 2006