Imsporetant

Referring to the importance of mycelium on this earth.

It’s so imsporetant how the ecosystem maintains its stability to keep us alive.

by Parrotmeat April 22, 2021

Financially impotent

A grown man who cannot provide or isn't willing to provide for himself or his family.

A grown manLacking in work ethic lacking in career ambition and financial drive. No self-pride No self-respect always borrowing money in debt

A grown man with no shame living off other people particularly, living off women in his life.

A grown man who doesn't know how to sustain a job. Often unemployment more than employed.

A grown man who plays video games all day unemployed living a financial parasitical existence.

Financially Impotent: A grown adult man who cannot provide for himself nor his family.

by Truth seeker 71 August 9, 2018

Conversationally Impotent

A phrase used to describe someone who starts a texting or messaging conversation only to stop responding after a few messages

Theresa was conversationally impotent when she was making pizzas while logged into Facebook

by Ignoramous July 10, 2011

impotent

Impotent is Having a flacid penis.

1. Not being able to satisfy a woman no matter how hard you try.

2. A dick that dosent work properly. I have a hard time cumming. It can be embarrassing.

I have a flacid penis which is impotent- I get 'nervous' around the ladies. It dosent help my flacid penis.

by sonni vitale. February 15, 2008

Immortan Joe

A sex act in which a man ejaculates over his partner's overly exposed toothy smile while exclaiming, "Ride eternal, shiny and chrome!" The partner then enthusiastically declares, "Witness me!"

My girlfriend really helped me out in class today so I gave her an immortan Joe as a thank you.

by Immortan Joe September 21, 2016

iomportant

No one can say for sure, but it seems to be the furry version of important

"It is iomportant to me"

by Jazzy =[[ November 27, 2003

self-importland

General slight aimed at the masses that flock to PDX for all of it's friendlies..green-friendly, animal-friendly, vegan-friendly, queer-friendly, artist-friendly, CLOWN-friendly (yes, Portland is clown-friendly) etc.
Meaning: full of your own hot political air. Snob.

Ugh, that hipster just called our monogamous relationship "patriarchal"! That's so self-importland!

by E. Henpecked December 10, 2009