Hasselhoff

Hasselhoff, David

A literal God among men.

Most well known in the States for his roles in Baywatch, Knight Rider, various cameos, and infamous popularity in Germany.

His finest moment was, by far, a role in the Star Wars knock-off Star Crash, in which he played the Prince of the Universe alongside a Texan robot, a porn star, the dad from The Sound of Music, and some random guy with the ability to see the future.

The move also features Space Cavemen, Space Amazons, and a giant space station shaped like a hand.

Go see it.

I'm not saying I'm gay or anything, but I would so do David Hasselhoff.

by Harry S. Truman October 27, 2004

hussled

To knowingly take advantage of, or steal from an individual, or corporation at your own will

Damn, you hear how Austin hussled Block Buster for that movie!?

by Austin April 17, 2003

Hasselhoff

A phrase spoken to someone after sneezing, as if to protect, or guard from evil spirits; May be used in place of "God Bless You"

Hasselhoff.

by chiggity chops July 5, 2009

hisself

Used in place of the word "himself" by non-educated, moronic, toothless wonders from the "hills" or the "hood". Usually heard in overabundance at NASCAR events.

Yup! He nearly pissed hisself, he was laughing so hard, yuk, yuk, yuk,..,

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

hasselhoffing

The act of getting really drunk then going home and eating and making a mess. ie David Hasselloff likes to get drunk and eat Wendy's chesseburgers on his bathroom floor.

Hey where did dave go? Oh he's on the bathroom floor hasselhoffing that chesseburger.

by Brynnski March 1, 2010

Saddam Hussein

Ex-dictator of Iraq whom today was sentenced to death by hanging.

Saddam Hussein was one of history's most terrible dictators.

by stan21 November 5, 2006

Hasselhoff

Someone riding a bicycle at night. (Nightrider)

I almost hit that Hasselhoff I didnt even see him.

by Mongoliod1534 October 3, 2008