An attractive female, who after snorting all the cocaine struts around in high heels like she wants to kill anyone who crosses her path.
"Stop SnapChatting the entire night and mouthing off at the bouncers - you're being a right Coke-a-hontas!"
by PaulDivine July 12, 2017
Get the Coke-a-hontas mug.A puke-a-hontas is a girl, typically with long brown or black hair, who gets drunk and projectile vomits all over your car, apartment, house, etc - anywhere but in a toilet. This term can also refer to a guy who gets drunk and starts acting girly and pukes all over. Generally in the latter case the male is crying.
person 1: How was your date last night?
person 2: It was going great at first. We had dinner and drinks, then made it back to my place. We're at my front door making out and we take two steps inside when puke-a-hontas vomited all over my hallway.
person 2: It was going great at first. We had dinner and drinks, then made it back to my place. We're at my front door making out and we take two steps inside when puke-a-hontas vomited all over my hallway.
by Mrs. Meatball June 28, 2010
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by LonelyFlower January 13, 2016
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The most terrifying thing you've ever seen in your entire life.
This terrifying creature can be defeated only by singing to it as wonderfully as Darren Criss. WARNING: This can only be done successfully by Darren Criss.
Hey dragon
you dont gotta do this
Lets reevaluate our options
throw away our old presumptions
cause really
you dont wanna go through this
Im really not that special
the Boy Who Lived is only flesh and bone
the truth is in the end
Im pretty useless without friends
In fact Im alone
Just like now
but anyhow
I spend my time at school
trying to be this cool guy
I never even asked for
I dont know any spells
Still manage to do well
But theres only so long that can last for
Im living off the glory
of some stupid childrens story
I had nothing to do with
I just sat there and got lucky
so level with me buddy
I cant defeat thee
so please dont eat me
All I can do
is sing this song for you
Lalalalala
Rarararara
Lalalalala Lalala
Thats right Dragon
You never asked to be a dragon
I never asked to be a champion
We both just jumped on the band wagon
But all we need is guitar jamming
Lalalalala
Rarararara
Lalalalala Lalala
I love you AVPM you are totally awesome and supermegafoxyawesomehot
This terrifying creature can be defeated only by singing to it as wonderfully as Darren Criss. WARNING: This can only be done successfully by Darren Criss.
Hey dragon
you dont gotta do this
Lets reevaluate our options
throw away our old presumptions
cause really
you dont wanna go through this
Im really not that special
the Boy Who Lived is only flesh and bone
the truth is in the end
Im pretty useless without friends
In fact Im alone
Just like now
but anyhow
I spend my time at school
trying to be this cool guy
I never even asked for
I dont know any spells
Still manage to do well
But theres only so long that can last for
Im living off the glory
of some stupid childrens story
I had nothing to do with
I just sat there and got lucky
so level with me buddy
I cant defeat thee
so please dont eat me
All I can do
is sing this song for you
Lalalalala
Rarararara
Lalalalala Lalala
Thats right Dragon
You never asked to be a dragon
I never asked to be a champion
We both just jumped on the band wagon
But all we need is guitar jamming
Lalalalala
Rarararara
Lalalalala Lalala
I love you AVPM you are totally awesome and supermegafoxyawesomehot
"And for you Potter, the Hungarian Horntail, the most terrifying thing you've ever seen in your entire life."
by :)loverofPotter<3 August 19, 2011
Get the Hungarian Horntail mug.The common occurrence while defecating when a loud powerful fart proceeds a fast moving shit bullet that chips the bowl
He drunkenly fell off the crapper and howitzered through the stall wall where the shit shrapnel got lodged in the occupant's leg
by joshster August 12, 2007
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