word hostage

When someone makes a hostile statement or question towards you of where you can not have any possible response whether it silent or out-loud of where the person won't get them angry at you.

Nick: You know what I hate? Video Games. But what I hate even more is people who side against video games just to agree with someone! Or the worst! When people don't have any views on the subject so they stay quiet... So what are your views on the subject?

Tom: ...Damn I'm being held word hostage.

by TheSovietNazi April 23, 2018

Lunch Hostage

When someone doesn't believe that you actually have legit plans for lunch and holds you at bay until the other party contacts you and tells you that they are ready. This is done just to make sure that you're not ditching them.

I was going out to eat with the Missus and my Boos held me Lunch Hostage.

by ewanders1 November 18, 2011

Hostage situation

You see how they're holding the contents of my mind hostage in exchange for good behavior? See it?

Hym "Hahaha! Get it? Norville and Gigi? Right? Cus he's a son-husband who loves at home with his mom! Hahahahahahaha! But that has nothing to do with the hostage situation."

by Hym Iam February 21, 2023

Cuddle Hostage

when you’re trying to get out of bed, and your partner squeezes you tighter, because they need one or two more snuggles before starting the day. Coined by Shanna in a Dress in her song of the same title.

I was ready to get my day startied, but my spouse took me cuddle hostage.

by gRegWord July 7, 2021

hostage talker

Someone who starts a conversation with you when in fact you have no wish to speak to them, then talks for ages without giving you an opportunity to excuse yourself without appearing rude.

Hostage talkers either enjoy making you uncomfortable or are completely oblivious to the fact that they are not wanted. People likely to be hostage talkers are mothers, younger brothers, bosses or people to whom you owe money.

Dave: Why isn't Mike here yet?
Steve: I think he ran into Linda in the hallway.
Dave: Damn, then he'll be ages. She's a hostage talker.

by George McBob June 9, 2009

Free the hostages

Letting a fart go after holding many in due to being in the company of someone

I had been with my girlfriend and her parents all day. My stomach was aching due to holding the farts in fart napping, so I couldn't wait to leave the house and free the hostages.

by thelaird1 October 27, 2010

Hostage crisis

To take a heavy shit.

- "hang on, I'll be right back. I've got a hostage crisis"
- "I had a sucsessful hostage relese"
- "The hostage crisis was a rough one. the release didn't go as planed."

by Timmay33 October 13, 2006