hooking up

any form of getting some type of action, such as, making out, feeling things, or oral pleasure or sex between 2 people. "A hook up" is whats referred to as doing those things when your not going out with anyone

Guy:"yo, i hooked up with kristin last night!"
Guy 2:"Nice, what did you do?"
Guy1:"we only got to third"

by A jerzy boy December 6, 2003

hooking up your noodles

Ghetto people adding cheese, garlic, seasoning salt, hot sauce, mayonaise, and hot dogs to their Ramen noodle soups.

"OOOooo girl she be hooking up your noodles and they so goooooddd." SNAP SNAP SNAP

by Karana Shea December 8, 2009

Gopher Holing

When you can feel the poo pushing on the inside of your butthole wanting to escape. Usually when your out walking and are nowhere near a bathroom.

Hurry up dude I'm gopher holing!

by vloky July 1, 2004

Hooking Up

Casual sexual activity. Sex while not in a relationship with eachother. Similar to a "one-night stand," but it can happen repetedly. As long as the two people are not serious about eachother, and they have sex, it's hooking up.

Me and John hooked-up last night.

Did you and Mary hook-up at the party?

We aren't going out or anything-- we just hook-up from time to time.

How long have they been hooking up?

by SandyCheekssss October 23, 2009

Post Holing

To try and walk in deep snow and sinking up to your knees.

Dan was crossing a snow field and the he totally started post holing.

by GogoJr February 28, 2011

football hooligan

English Football Hooligans' kit:

Chest: England sports shirt OR bare beer belly

Legs: Blue Jeans, or optionally tracksuits for the thinner hooligan

Left Hand: Brick. Preferably, attached to a string so you can throw it through a shop window and get it back without much fuss.

Right Hand: Either a half-full bottle of Carlsberg or a broken bottle of Carlsberg.

Fingers: Fake gold jewellery.

Head: Skinhead

Face: Temporary facepaint of Saint George's Cross

Feet: Reebok Classics

Pocket: Mobile phone to call other football hooligans to arrange fights

Mouth: Foul language

Cranium: A lonely brain cell

En-ger-land's finest export.

by ComradeDmitri June 11, 2004

hooking up with a cow

hooking up with someone really ugly, regardless if the not-ugly person is under the influence of alcohol or not.

Matt hooked up with Matilda, which is basically like hooking up with a cow

by koncept666 April 24, 2010