Honeymooning

Putting honey in one’s ass and eating it in a sexual manor. Mainly occurs after a wedding.

“Bro, my wife and I plan on honeymooning all day the day after the wedding. I can taste the honey ass from here.”

by BrysonHas0Bitches June 21, 2022

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Honeymoon trail

The female version of the happy trail, brandished by a woman truly confident in her body.

Friend: My girl is shaved clean as a dolphin.
Me: That's wack, I'd rather follow the honeymoon trail to the magic forest.

by Mandingo Shakespeare July 17, 2023

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Honeymoon Cocktail

The act of a woman placing her cupped hand over her cum filled pussy then sitting on her male suitor’s face to perform oral stimulation with cum dripping down.

Guy 1: “I loaded my girlfriend’s snatch with cum last night.”
Guy 2: “Oh man! Did she get pissed?”
Guy 1: “Nah! She gave me a Honeymoon Cocktail.”
Guy 2:“I must say, I never indulged.”
Guy 1:“She keeps the semen in her vagina with a cupped hand then sits on your face for some tongue manipulation allowing the cum to ooze out into your mouth.”
Guy 2: “Is that gay?”
Guy 1: “No! That is not gay!”

by Capt. Ivan Drago February 2, 2024

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honeymoon phase

when some one has lost a third of the amount of weight they would like to.

person A: its so hard being stuck in my honeymoon phase, i just cant lose the rest of this weight

person B: L, that sucks for you

by sennmiluvtoyaneyluhavorr April 18, 2024

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honeymoon hopper

A person who loves the initial rush of endorphins from the early dating phase. They use their charm and flattery and gestures to make you feel special, but when a real moment comes along where the idealised fantasy they have of you starts to crack, they lose interest and move onto the next one, and the cycle continues.

He honeymoon-hopped me

I would stay clear of her, I heard she's a honeymoon hopper

by Ms. Mirror February 25, 2023

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