Hovisms

A collection of various quotes from Tom Douglas,a Hov who comprises one-third of the renowned triumvirate known as "The Trifecta".

"You're full of shit bitch"
"Yes, I have"
"I've had enough of your nagger sass."
"Ah bhyuh"
"FUUCKKKKKKK"
--Hovisms

by Hov aka Free Agents December 9, 2008

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hollister co

A store found in most malls across America that is owned by the slightly more expensive Abercrombie. The style is more laid back and casual compared to it's peppy counterpart. Some of the prices are absurd to say the least, however if you like a shirt then I'm sure you can wait until it goes on clearance (it doesn't mean your poor, it's about saving money). Some of the clothes sold there have "HOLLISTER CO. CALIFORNIA" plastered on them, others have a very classy touch with just a small label on them. Their label is a seagull in various colors depending on the shade of the garment. Personally, I prefer both kinds of the attire. But that's just me :)

Middle schools in the midwest (Kansas, Indiana, Ohio, Illinois) are the top sellers of the apparel. Ironically, California is one of the least popular hollister co. states. In the top selling states, most kids sport the obnoxious advertisment instead of the much more subtle shirts. Jeans found in the stores are usually light colored, pre-ripped, and EXPENSIVE. You can get the exact (if not better) quality of cloth at Aeropostale on sale for less than $10.

Another ironic point is that most of the shoppers there have no drivers license, therefore they usually have to bring a parent in with them to the stores. The "cool" aspect of the stores is that they have music to hurt your ears and darkness all around with the exception of dim yellow lights on stands which hold the clothing. The majority of adults do. not. enjoy. this. So they forbid some kids to shop there. Go figure.

Girl: I found this cool shirt at hollister co.!
Girl 2: Wow you conform to a cookie cutter image you should be asha-
Girl: Umm... so what do you spend YOUR money on? Hot topic clothes? That doesn't make you better than me.

Mom: GOD why the hell is this music so damn loud?!?!
Girl: I don't know.
Mom: I can't see a damn thing!

by Ecco55555 August 6, 2006

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Holister Whore

Someone who is so obsesed with holister that they where the short skirts with flip flops that holister sells in the dead of winter. They buy their very expenseive leggings which are suposto keep them warm ( which they of course don't) and look like an idiot freazing their ass off. They also spend tons of money on riped jeans that have so many holes in them they are barley held together just because of the brand name. Someone who only shopes at holister becaues of the brand name and basicaly only wears clothes from holister.

"She is a holister whore."

by Marissa Le Bitch January 16, 2009

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Hollister

a Clothing and accessory store you can find at most malls/large cities where it's so dark all you can see is the clothes, and it's so loud all you can hear is.........nothing unless you yell.

at Hollister:

"Where can I find an employee around here to help me?"

"Right Here! How can I help you?"

"I can't see you, but I want to try this on. Where's the fitting room?"

"What?"

"WHERE IS THE FITTING ROOM!?"

"WHAT?"

"NVM"

by iHateHoCo April 13, 2010

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Hollister Co.

A store with good quality and well fitting clothes, within a mid to high price range. Even though the clothes are pretty cool I think anybody who has ever stepped foot in there can say it's one of the most horrible places to shop because it's dimly lit, roasting hot, blares music at what sounds like 300 decibels and has an overpowering smell of perfume that will make you feel sick within 30 seconds. Just order it online for your own good.

Guy 1: Dude, that shirt is nice and all, but how did you even get out of Hollister Co. alive? It's like a freaking gas chamber in there!

by Helloilikeu456 July 27, 2012

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