Having a waz

The act of urinating; taking a piss.

Don't open the door, I'm having a waz.

by LongSpanner June 9, 2020

im having a stroke

im having a stroke you say when you repletely mess up a word when talking

1: Hey did you know i hate sidpers

2: what
1: spdier
2: you good
1: Im having a stroke
3: r/Ihadasrtoke
3: damn it

by oi bloody cunt April 20, 2021

havin a mare

Phrase. Short for "Having a nightmare".

Often used when things have gone completely tits up and you have no control over what the fuck is going on.

Small "mares" are usually caused by physics practicals, but larger ones are usually due to women.

The Ultimate Mare: Going out with a fit girl for two years, splitting up while living with her, sleeping with her friend, sleeping with ex again a few weeks later, pulling another of your ex's friends a few weeks after, then telling your ex the gory details including the fact that you did not play it safe with either and that she may now have got de baad AIDS.

by MofoLoadOShit February 4, 2005

Dry Heaving Penis

When a man has enough intercourse in a day that he cannot produce enough semen thus creating a dry heave effect via the penis.

When I finally came for the tenth time today my penis dry heaved (dry heaving penis) his final breath.

by Heaving penis August 29, 2010

Having a waa

Used to describe the act of crying or being upset, usually when something is not worth being upset about.
The same as having a cry, with the word waa being used to describe the sound of crying.

Sarah's having a waa because she can't find her shoe.

Woaah, don't have a waa at me!

by Ampy October 28, 2010

Butt Heaving

Agressive diarrhea, more violent in nature than regular diarrhea, and where each episode requires a longer than normal visit to the restroom. Similar in nature to extreme vomiting after drinking WAY too much alcohol after a long night of partying except that material is ejected from the other end. (The word is funnier if pronounced "Buttheavin' ".)

Dude, why were you in there so long?
Sorry, I was butt heaving.

Don't go in there yet, someone was just in there buttheavin'.

by Internet Dan February 8, 2010

There is no point in having a tail and wagging it

If you are in charge of a group of people there is no point in doing the work yourself, instead of making your workers do it for you.

The supervisor Phil was shoveling sawdust while his workers were watching. Marcus yelled out 'there is no point in having a tail and wagging it'. Phil put the shovel down and made the workers do the shoveling.

by Sensei Phil October 27, 2020