hippocrite

A squishy hippo that happends to be hypocritical of others. Derived from the word hypocrite, but accomodated to specificy hippos.

Wow she's such a hippocrite. She tells us to eat ourselves but she never does it!

by Prof. of Global Studies at the University of Dartmouth February 3, 2005

Hippocrit

noun. A fat person that, either by a lack of a functioning mirror, or a act of misguided self-loathing, makes fun of other fat people.

Generally disliked by the public, these land mammals point out other peoples physical flaws to further distort their self-image. If you are unlucky enough to encounter said creature, it is best to be brutally honest to them.

Fat Girl: Hey Lacy, look at the fat girl walking into the restaurant. I hope they have enough food. haha *sniffle *snort *snort

Lacy: Your a walrus

Fat Girl: *grabs her food and leaves crying*

Uneducated Bystander: Why did that fat girl waddle away crying?

Lacy: Oh she was being a Hippocrit.

Educated Bystander:Ahh I see,Thank you Lacy, your good deed has not gone unnoticed.

by Truthinese July 29, 2012

Hypocrite

One who is critical of hippopotamus'.

I say, that hippopotamus can't rap!
Hypocrite!

by Hi nooT June 6, 2010

hypocrite

Someone who says that they would never do something or never be like someone, yet turns around and does the thing that they say that they will never do.

Someone who says that they can do something but fails to do what they say they can do.

Someone who is a fake.

Someone who tries to live up to standerds that they can not live up to.

Someone who says they hate something but when someone else says they like it, they turn around and say they like it too. (A follower)

A:"I hate wearing the color orange."

B:"Oh...orange is my favorite color."

A:"OMG! Me too, I totally agree."

B:"Your such a hypocrite."

by Lasagna Kangaroo July 22, 2008

hypocrite

when people talk trash on other people but are the biggest brown nosers to them

girl is talking trash on this other girl
-girl comes up to the other girl
then the girl who is talking trash on the girl who walks up is kissing her butt
so therefore that trash talkin depressed girl is a hypocrite

by broccoli babes July 19, 2007

Hippocritic Oath

The oath officials take after being elected to public office..... You can swear to the people you will not do something....then do it anyway. Oath taken by United States House and Senate before taking their seat. Wife took Hippocritc Oath before shopping today.

All newly elected officials took their Hippocritc Oath today before they assembled. Bank President took Hippocritic Oath when made CEO. CEO took Hippocritc Oath in front of Stock Holders.

by DJD58 December 20, 2012

double hypocrite

A hypocrite who complains about hypocrites..... in other words me

*Jeff beats his wife, is a raging alcoholic, rapes babies, murders people, and steals shit all the time BUT Jeff goes to church..... this makes Jeff a hypocrite*

*Jeff is talking to his friend about football and along walks a hypocrite and Jeff says "DAMN I HATE HYPOCRITES!".... now armed with the knowledge that Jeff is a hypocrite and he complains about hypocrites we can officially call him a "double hypocrite"*

by foshiznizzle November 23, 2007