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Friendship hibernation

FRIENDSHIP HIBERNATION is when you avoid being with friends for a long period of time especially when you want to find peace for yourself or explore things on your own
Im in a friendship hibernation right now.

Education Hibernation 

An afterschool nap that lasts longer than 4 hours and makes you skip dinner, social life, and any other commitments you made that afternoon/evening.
I was too tired to even play video games, so I just took an Education Hibernation.

The Hibernation 

The Hibernation starts the preparation for pride month. It is the 3 months of March April and May Beware for when it ends. This also signals the end of the Gaybernation.
Prepare The Hibernation is coming to an end

Depression Hibernation 

when somebody goes radio silent for an extent period of time to reflect on their depression
Dude 1: hey what happened to him?
Dude 2: he lost his closest friend so now he's in Depression Hibernation

The Hibernating Pickle 

When you pour vinegar in the butthole of a dead human or other mammal and you insert your erect penis in said butthole and leave it in all winter so that when you take it out in the spring your dick is pickled and will therefore taste better.
"Will, my girlfriend was complaining about the taste of my dick so I did the hibernating pickle and she's never been hornier!"

"Jesus, Owen, that's fucking disgusting!"

"Hey, don't knock it till you try it."

Medical Hibernation 

When you eat a large amount of food before taking some medicine and sleeping in all day in order to cure whatever sickness or issues you're currently undergoing.
Just finished a big meal of some chicken strips and bread,gonna pop a pill and go into medical hibernation for the rest of the day until my back feels better.