Herbert Garrison

Herbert Garrison (previously Janet Garrison; after a sex-change operation that was later reversed), is a 4th grade teacher at South Park Elementary. He is also the head of babygirlism.
"Hey, did you hear about that new teacher at the elementary school?"
"Yeah. Heard his name was Herbert Garrison."
by MrGarris0n October 24, 2023
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a really sexy male who is usually large but has a big penis also loves his girlfriend kaci xoxo
by Kgnet December 03, 2018
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Herbert is a dealer at the Blue Herron Casino in Ontario, Canada. He is a cold blooded killer who does not care about your dwindling chip count.
Tony: Shit, that’s 4 straight hands with no flush.
Herbert: (Laughs Inaudibly)
Tony: Herbert is a stone cold killer.

Herbert: (Continues inaudible laugh)
by Not Really JTanis7 January 04, 2019
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That assistant principal that always has to go and be extra. He tries too hard and he's just a joke.
Why do you always have to go and be so Herbert?
by Urban.tch December 15, 2016
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Herbert is the name of a man who had the best smile and lit up the room when he entered he always makes sure that he is on good terms with everyone. who is also Makayla's godfather and rayniques granddad.
¨Man, I wish herbert was here I miss him so much¨ makayla said.
¨Yeah dawg I miss him so much it´s crazy¨ Raynique said.
¨wrd2¨says makayla.
by weh8tek@y January 19, 2023
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Herbert a short 4”9 guy who has a big forehead and enjoys watching hentai on vrv.
Guy 1: yo look it’s a short dude with an ahegao sweater

Guy 2: he must be a herbert
by Nigggggerhiggggger1347 November 25, 2019
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A football hooligan.

from the Coventry Evening Telegraph -
"When Lincoln City visited Nuneaton they took a right bunch of herberts. The damage ran into pounds"
by Terry Clee October 10, 2019
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