Wet Helmet

A blowjob that does not involve blowing. The woman places the mans head into her mouth, and lets the saliva pool. Usually, this spit will be spat into an old water bottle. This form of oral sex is in no way pleasurable.
"my dick is in a moist hole.. with teeth.." "Dude, thats a Wet Helmet!"
by The D35+0y3R March 18, 2013
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Helmet Time

Time spent on internal reflection or contemplation whilst wearing a safety helmet. Especially among motorcyclists, firemen, scuba divers and astronauts.
She was deep in helmet time.
Save it for helmet time.
It'll come to me during helmet time.
Houston we have a problem.
by Eaglesixty5 June 10, 2009
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Dookie Helmet

The round tip of a very long peice of poop.
Ughh, that "Dookie Helmet" on my poop keeps splashing in the toilet!
by tootfartparty97 January 02, 2010
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Knife Helmet

A drink that is a mix of beer (draft) and a gin and tonic, served over ice.
Imbiber: Two Knife Helmets please

Bartender: Any preference for beer or gin?

Imbiber: One with PBR and Bombay Sapphire, the other with High Life and Hendricks
by Greek25 February 26, 2012
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Penis helmet

A soviet era helmet, more commonly known as SSh-68 that closely resembles the head of the male genitalia.
Q: "Why are you wearing this stupid penis helmet Vitia? We got issued 6B27 helmets long time ago."
A: "What are you talking about, this is my father's trusty SSh-68"
by Minecraft superstar May 03, 2020
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Helmet Liner

The creamy, cheesy, odiferous amalgam that forms a ring around the base of the glans or bell endaka helmet of the penis. The amalgam may also be referred to as shrimp paste, smegma or duck butter. Helmet Liner may be hidden from immediate view in the case of an uncircumcised member and becomes visible during a Ripe Banana Peel Back. Helmet Liner is typically formed from pure, unadulterated penile filth.
Frank offered up his dirty dick to a prostitute on the way home from work. For $5.00, she happily wiped away the Helmet Liner from his bell end and commenced a sloppy wet hot gummy.
by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015
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Poo In Helmet

The highest form of bullying in Edward's dodgy-end of Manchester. Likelihood of being bullied is increased by wearing BDU's to work, stealing bottles of beer from work, and living off a diet of only Pringles and Noodles.
Manchester's local chav set gave Edward a poo in helmet last week. He didn't bother cleaning it before he put a photo of him wearing it on Faceparty.
by DTDonFP April 05, 2008
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