Hellmate

One's coworkers in a job that is Hell.

Hellmate #1: Dude, Satan wants to see you in her office.
Hellmate #2: No way, bro, I'm heading to lunch.

by StBill July 26, 2012

Hellmanns Best

A blow job wherein mayonaise is slathered all over your penis.

Dude I totally took my manager into the back and she gave me the sloppiest Hellmanns Best.

by sloppiest seconds April 30, 2013

Helium Ass

This is a term used when a girl's round butt is so large that it defies all logic. It is not good for the body because this leads to flying around with the butt making the rest of the body sagging

That girl with a helium ass wouldn't come down from the sky until it popped

by VeryKawaii November 2, 2014

helium head

Your typical social media person. A rubber-skinned blow up doll that is seeking to make themselves look better to a bunch of other blow up dolls. All they really have in common is their contempt for anybody who may have it better than they.

Watch as the billions of happy helium heads float brainlessly into the brown skies of self consumption.

by bushmeatburrito June 11, 2016

Hellman's Wiggle

The act of having sex, pulling out and cumming on a person's stomach followed bu you laying on them, stomach to stomach, and wiggling around like a dead fish to get a nice spread on that sammy.

I told her this time, I was making the sandwhich. Extra mayo with a Hellman's Wiggle

by Dirty Mcgee July 6, 2017

hellmo

A meme with Elmo from Sesame Street

On the background there are flames 🔥

It is also known as " Rise Elmo"
It has long and diverse history

But it's rad

- Oh, no! That building is burning!

~ The person who started the fire:
** Hellmo gif **

by Coffee Addict November 16, 2020

Hellmuth

Variant spelling of the German name “Helmut”, from a compound of either “Helm” (helmet) or “Hell” (bright) and “Mut” (courage), dating to around the 19th century. Hellmuths are daft, pedantic, occasionally humours members of the genus homo sapiens, characterised by their constant suffering on account of having to continuously correct people on the spelling of their name.

Person 1: Name please?

Hellmuth: Hellmuth. No, with a double l and an h at the end.

Person 1: Alright, have a nice day Heinrich.

Hellmuth: (continues to suffer)

by The Eternal Etymologist November 22, 2021