When in a three-some, you ask two participants to face away from you and squat either side of your head. Each anus is at 'ear-level'. On a count of three, the participants then begin to defecate, and the trick is to try and get both stools to meet at the top of your head to create a set of "chocolate headphones."
Got lucky with two girls last night and I totally got a set of chocolate headphones. It's the best Christmas ever!
by Horhay the IV March 11, 2011
Get the Chocolate Headphones mug.Noun: A sex technique, where a recipient takes a seat in a chair while two friendly gents stick their penises in the recipient's ear to the best of their abilities. The gentlemen administering their penises must hold hands above the recipient to complete the "headphone" shape. The recipient usually wears a warm smile and strokes the penises, but this can vary depending on the tone of the encounter. The Headphone is similar to the "Eiffel Tower," in a sense, but involves a remarkably different feeling.
Verb Infinitive: to headphone
Verb Gerund: headphoning
Verb Infinitive: to headphone
Verb Gerund: headphoning
Charlotte: I did the headphones with those homeless dudes that hang out near the mini-mart.
Charlotte's Dad: Get the fuck out of this house!
Hector: We should headphone your new girlfriend.
George: I think Agnes would be down for that.
Doctor: Your ear infection could have resulted from multiple things: swimming, showering, or even headphoning. Just practice safe ear-hygiene from now on.
Charlotte's Dad: Get the fuck out of this house!
Hector: We should headphone your new girlfriend.
George: I think Agnes would be down for that.
Doctor: Your ear infection could have resulted from multiple things: swimming, showering, or even headphoning. Just practice safe ear-hygiene from now on.
by Rimmy Jimmy May 23, 2014
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So while i was on the phone with you bro my girl was giving me head or we will just call it headphone
by KidKuzoo March 1, 2011
Get the headphone mug.When a man accidentally ejaculates into another person's ears, then by some chance that person lets it dries up will closely resemble the white apple ipod headphones.
me: babe im so sorry i couldnt hold it in, hear let me get u a q-tip.
some ho: its cool hun i heard if you let it dry up it will look like ipod headphones
me: oh okay. lemme take a picture of it and then post it on urbandictionary
some ho: its cool hun i heard if you let it dry up it will look like ipod headphones
me: oh okay. lemme take a picture of it and then post it on urbandictionary
by LVNUTZ July 12, 2010
Get the ipod headphones mug.Headstrong refers to a man who has a facade of toughness but who is fragile as an egg and who is easily pushed to outbursts of emotion.
by Louis Rivas January 18, 2005
Get the Headstrong mug.I spanked Miss Heaston with a yard stick.
Miss Heaston was naughty and had to have her name written on the board.
Miss Heaston was naughty and had to have her name written on the board.
by Phil Mikels & Michael Puleo August 5, 2004
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