to the head

v. Doing somthing that would normally be done with multiple people on your own.

Timmy smoked a blunt to the head.

by Jimmathey August 10, 2006

head em off at the pass

an old term meaning: to get to where they're going before they even know what the fuck you are doing

if i cut across the grass then i can head em off at the pass

by awesome24678 June 15, 2011

ripping the head off it

Masturbate (male) furiously to the point that your tear the penis off at the glans.

Jimmy has been ripping the head off it for hours now... shall we call an ambulance?

by ANDYRM June 10, 2016

Getting head in the whip

When a guy gets a blowjob from a girl while he is driving.

That bitch was so horny. I was getting head in the whip all the way home from the bar.

by BScotts August 3, 2006

Let's put the head back on the chicken

When something has gone out of direction or purpose (like a headless chicken) it's time to put the headback on the chicken.

We have lost track of our followers and are starting to lose them – Let's put the head back on the chicken

by winthelove January 7, 2019

Touch the owl's head

Thumbing a semi into a hairy bush.

Brad was so drunk he had to touch the owl's head with the 70's disco dancer.

by Madcaplaughs October 10, 2016

Hoagie to the head

Hoagie to the head is when someone knowingly or unknowingly tries to kill themselves with unhealthy practices of eating poorly and not taking care of ones body. This can include drinking, smoking, and other activities that are known the dramatically shorten ones life. Note, none of these practices can be illegal or purely looked down by society. But, normally when someone says this they are only including one not eating healthy and working out.
It is important to note that someone who is doing this may see a doctor like anyone else, but they have no plan or real care to take care of themselves.

Normal methods of suicide is looked down on, they can be very painful, they tend to have horrible things that happens if it doesn't work, and in many cases there is no backing out. While the "hoagie to the head" approach is mistaken for eating problems or non-suicidal methods. On top of this, this method tends to take so long that the person tends to be able to back out of it if their life gets better, the person can enjoy the foods they want, and it's common to hear about people dying from a heart attack or stroke.

Instead of a gun to the head, I'm going to die by hoagie to the head.

by crua9 August 27, 2017