Post Cum Hatred

An inexplicable revulsion towards your sexual partner occuring immediately following orgasm. Even the sight of the person next to you is enough to bring you out in a cold sweat, and any physical contact is positively nauseating. It is in no way linked to the perceived attractiveness of said partner, and is commmon in loving relationships. Usually lasts between 5 minutes and an hour.

I had a really bad case of post cum hatred last night, and had to make my boyfriend go home.

by B Ronson April 29, 2008

Hagrid

When you are riding your girl, doggie style, you spit on her back so she thinks you're done. When she turns around finish in her face and exclaim "Congratulations Harry! You're going to hogwarts!" and walk away.

Cody: So how was it last night?
Carver: Aw man it was great! And to top it all off I did a Hagrid. I don't think she will be calling me back!

by Kkccc1994 June 14, 2013

hatriotism

1. Proving your patriotism by hating the people or things you are instructed to hate by demagogues, arbiters of social or moral issues, or politicians inside of or outside of the current government administration.

2. Nationalistic Demagoguery.

Looks like Chavez has come out as totally socialist, and we've been told socialist are all Godless and hellbent on world domination. I better hate Venezuela lest I be branded unpatriotic.

Hatriotism in America today is spurred on by radio pundits.

While seemingly incompatible with Christian values, hatred and xenophobia have successfully been employed for political gains among Christian voters in the U.S. Thus, hatriotism has been a powerful tool of the republican party.

by beer snob December 6, 2006

hatriot

Anyone who loudly and publicly exhibits hatred against a person or race or nation or religion and believes that they are serving the national interest.

Anyone who wants to persecute all Muslims loudly and publicly, and even violently, because they believe all Muslims are terrorists and think hatred is valid social behavior, is a hatriot, not a patriot, ... hatriotism is patriotism gone bad.

by mypleasure October 10, 2013

Hagrid Hug

A really strong hug, a rib breaker.

person one: 'have a hagrid hug.'

person two: 'whats that?'

person one gives person two a hagrid hug.

person two : 'ouch!!! that really is a rib breaker!'

by LauraMcFarlane February 2, 2009

Rubius Hagrid

When a girl is ugly, she is Haggard.
When a girl is reeeeally Haggard, she's Hagrid.
When a girl is ridiculously Hagrid, she is RUBIUS.

Or Rubius Hagrid.

"That girl is F***ing RUBIUS!"

"Woww what a disgusting b*tch, she's HAGRID!"

"Eww Rubius Hagrid, let's take that girl to a Merkfest"

by RubiusHaggard March 22, 2009

hayride

A hayride is a pleasure ride in an open truck, wagon or sleigh which has been decorated with hay or straw and similar farmlife paraphernalia. In modern times it is usually organized commercially and takes place at night.

Hayrides on Halloween are often dubbed as 'haunted hayrides'. During Fall, in Colorado and Other Great Plain states, a hayride may feature a stop at a Pumpkin Patch where passengers can pick a Pumpkin.

I took my daughters to Pumpkin festival, there were hayrides, face paiting and pumpkin decorating.

by Ole-lukoye October 19, 2009