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hatchet man

The name of the logo that Juggalos use. This is ironic sense they will always threaten you with a hatchet and yet the picture they use of hatchet man is actually a guy running with a meat cleaver.
dumbalo: I'm going to kill you. just like hatchet man would.

normal guy:you do of course realize that is a meat cleaver right? dude shut up and go back to the corner and color.
by i9incher September 28, 2009
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Bury the Hatchet

Makeup sex. Can either be between two people who know each other well, or between two relative strangers who haven't gotten along well in the past.
1: Hey, look, I'm really sorry about us not getting along better. Wanna bury the hatchet?
2: Fuck you.
1: Yeah, that's what I was asking...
by manhandler89 October 8, 2010
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hatchet man

logo of phychopathic records. kinda like the logo for the dark carnival.
im runnin with the hatchet
by Dan January 24, 2004
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true hatchet love

Drunk-ass gangster speak for getting proposed to a douchebag who you have only been dating for a month. Fake sexual attraction mistaken for love when you are wasted within an inch of your life.
Christy is in true hatchet love with AJ
by slut-of-lust October 19, 2010
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Hatchet vs Genitals

the sickest video ever... it features a man cutting his own dick, then possibly the same or different man cutting his balls off with a hatchet... i watched the whole thing... very extreme stuff...
me:(sends hatchet vs genitals link to friend)
friend:what is it?
me:just watch it
friend:oohh hell no.... i couldnt watch the whole thing
me:pussy....
friend: u watched the whole thing?? u got balls dude....
by frankozz January 11, 2008
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bloody hatchet wound

Slang term for the female cunt; esp. if that pussy's owner is on the rag.
Don't fuck Jessica tonight; she has a bloody hatchet wound and you'll get your dick covered in her menstruation!!!
by Telephony September 30, 2018
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Hatchet

A man or women who is an equal blend hipster and ratchet.
That hatchet bitch got kicked out of Nordstorms for assaulting a sales associate because they didn't have fair trade coffee.

Hatchet bitch: " organic cotton is racist ".
by Jeb the jedi May 15, 2016
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