Mr. Hastings

Creater of the time machine in history class. Fond of making weird poping noises, cracking stupid jokes, and talking during movies.

"Wow Stephanie, that was a total Mr. Hastings joke."

"Jeez quit acting like Mr. Hastings and stop talking during the movie."

by idreaminblackandwhite May 16, 2010

Hasting

Most beautiful person in the world. Usually given to a girl with ample boobs and a tight vagina. She will be the best to happen to you.

Boy 1: Man i miss my Hasting.
Boy 2: Dude she was good in bed last night.

by Bowman248011739283915360 May 25, 2015

dwayne haskins

NFL draft bust who most recently played for the Washington Football Team. He would rather take selfies and go to strip clubs than spend the time it takes to be a great quarterback.

Dwayne Haskins is an example of what not to do.

by EW! January 31, 2021

Aedyn Hadwin

A salty triggered savage. He smart alec talks everyone he is a tiny potato and likes pickles. He Is french and lived in Viohioland.

mom: Aedyn Hadwin clean your room. Aedyn: you clean your room (stickes middle finger up)

by Aedyn Hadwin February 13, 2018

Harwinton

Harwinton is a small rural town in Northwest Connecticut. Although there is the world-famous Harwinton Fair and Fairview Farms golf course Harwinton is a boring little town. With a population of just over 5,000 houses are spread throughout the town leaving large areas of woods for quad and dirtbike riding......the only thing which keeps residents occupied. Consisting of just 2 pizza resteraunts and a convienience store, and a dunkin donuts soon to come there is nothing to bring visitors to the town except for the Harwinton Fair and fairview farms golf course. besides that Harwinton is just a 5 minute ride for commuters going to Hartford.

Commuter 1: Wtf hicktown is this?
Commuter 2: Oh, this is Harwinton

by Bacon and Eggnog March 30, 2008

hashin

a way of asking somone what they are doing. also

can be used as a retorical question to detur the anoyer from their activity

wat u hashin later

wat u hashin u fukin prick

by geegan June 25, 2004

Battle of Hastings

The achievement of any sex act that results in the female partner screaming or declaring, "Hey! That stings!"

"Hey Josh, did you nail that bette last night?"
"Not only! I also won the 'Battle of Hastings' when I slammed a dry citrus reamer up her ass!"
"Dude, that is powerful excellent to hear!!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010