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Hooky Hamser

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1) When a gentleman loves his partner very much, he demonstrates his affection by warming a bowl of mashed potato to 40 degrees celsius. He then proceeds to feed the pony with a handful of aforementioned warm potato. Should this gesture be rejected, he lovingly smears potato on his fist and hook-punches her in the growler - this is also known as an Angry Hamser.

2) Sheikh Abu Hamsa al Masri (Brap)
Melvin was out in Hemel with this older chick the other night. Upon realising he actually really liked this girl, he decided to take her back to his mum's and perform a hooky hamser on her in the garden after warming the mash.
by Kevmon May 12, 2007
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Gucci Hamster

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A hamster that you get from spider man and a girl who ate 98 frogs that are shaped like a door, they gave birth to A GUCCI HAMSTER and eventually the evil doctor, (dr. Soppy socks) bought their kids, and he put them in his lab, he got so scared about his porcupine runaways eating his jeans cutely, so he sold the gucci hamsters. So legend says, kids still play hang man using these evil hamsters.
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On the Hamster Wheel

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A COVID-19 shelter-in-place personal discovery, as consequence of simply having time to reflect on what really matters in life.
After 4 weeks of social distancing, I've come to the conclusion that I FUCKIN HATE MY JOB and ain't NO WAY I'm gettin' BACK On the Hamster Wheel...
by YAWA April 17, 2020
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A large human being that has a massive head with gigantic ear lobes, wears basketball shorts and flip flops all year long, a human who sweats often and needs food in his belly at all times.

Also descrided as "HAMMER" OR "HAMMER HEAD"
"Wow that guys so hamsey"
"HAMMER"
"FAT FUCK"
"I FEEL LIKE HAMSEY ON A SUMMER DAY"
"HAMS"
by jeffery balls November 8, 2007
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The unicorn hamster

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When having sex and close to ejaculation the man retracts his penis and inserts both testicles into mouth and placing one in each cheek. He then leaves his penis to hang free whilst still erect. This creates the illusion of a unicorn.
When having sex and close to ejaculation the man retracts his penis and inserts both testicles into mouth and placing one in each cheek. He then leaves his penis to hang free whilst still erect. This creates the illusion of a unicorn. "The unicorn hamster".
by Intercourse master mind August 25, 2010
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Hamsibear

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As the Webster Dictionary 11th edition defines, HAMSIBEAR is the cross mix of a hamster and a bear. Common names for this rare species are "Richard Choi" "Grass Hair Doll(in Korea)". Hamsibears are often the primary food source for another more rare, special, beautiful species called the "Mumbit".
Mumbit loves to eat Hamsibear!
by Hamsibear May 12, 2007
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Hamsikporn

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Any picture of Slovak soccer star Marek Hamsik either naked or in a provocative pose, picture must include spiked hair and a tatoo on show
Hey, Layla did you see Hamsik's torso in that new pic? yeah Kirsten, its a new one for my Hamsikporn collection
by mancinip May 16, 2011
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