It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard

something said when someone takes the joke too seriously or personally and they need a reminder of what they're mad about. knocks the sense back into someone real quick.

Samuel: It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard
Emanuel: I wish it was...
Samuel: what.
Emanuel: what.

by DaddyPomegranate January 6, 2021

A Good Manchego is Hard to Find Burger

A special burger with manchego cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the A Good Manchego is Hard to Find Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough

Meaning if you really really really want, you could shove anything up your rectum or vagina. If you're horny enough, you can (and will) use anything as a masturbatory tool.

You were masturbating with a pizza? How is that even possible???
- Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough!

by Desmond G. April 13, 2014

2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

Balls, testicles, sac, scotum

Man she massaged my balls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

by Guy June 18, 2006

Sex milk is a sticky liquid that is made in a man's balls when he is hard

It makes a woman prego

I want ur sex milk in my pussy

Sex milk is a sticky liquid that is made in a man's balls when he is hard

by Kiss_or_miss November 6, 2018

It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp

1. A song preformed by Three 6 Mafia, which won an Oscar during the 78th Annual Academy Awards.
2. Proof that God likes hip-hop.

Song like 'It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp' prove that it isn't THAT hard out there for a pimp...

by Pimp Daddy McFly March 7, 2006

a sweaty try hard

a name that 9 year old's use when they see or get killed by a player because there just bad

bro there's a sweaty try hard in my house help.

bro that guys such a sweaty try hard (breaks controller)

I would have killed him man he's such a sweaty try hard

by ytsspecter May 6, 2019