what's the haps

.. I had a friend in high school who would say this .. short for "What's happening?" .. saves one syllable and creates a noun .. actually it's use goes back to Shakespeare .. Hamlet at Ham IV.iii.70 "Howe'er my haps, my joys were ne'er begun."

Hey Man .. what's the haps?

by KarlLober January 26, 2018

Hap

Hoe ah please 😒

Dad: kim clean the kitchen!!!
Kim: Katie dad said clean the kitchen!!!
Katie: Hap😒😒😒

by Yummycoco July 7, 2019

happed

The best fortnite pro to ever grace the fucking earth. 6'5 all muscle being. Relies on controller players to place in events

I love happed, he is so SEXY, and good at fortnite.

by cotal February 12, 2021

HAP

The male alternative version of "WAP", stands for Huge Ass Penis.

Person 1: Yo what are you doing to my gf?!
Person 2: Oh my bad, I'm stuffing my HAP in her.

by Motomamiii December 2, 2023

hippy hap

the notion or action of beating a hippy due to them being a pollution of socity

i hippy happed that stoner

by holllllllyu February 3, 2012

happed

when you’re seshing with your friends and you’re content with how many bowls you’ve taken. you might smoke more later, but you’re happy.

meg: you want more ?

lily: i’m happed rn, maybe later.

by Scs_0905 December 23, 2021

no cap no hap

short version of pics or it didn’t happen. play on “no cap” for no screencaps/screenshots.

could also be used for anti maga hats.

“no cap no hap, son!”
“no cappy no happy!”

by guttagelfling December 13, 2020