Dutch handjob

When a guy is holding his own erected penis in his hand and another guy/girl moves his arm

Damn! that stupid girl only wanted to give me a dutch handjob, thats so lame!

by Exondk December 21, 2008

Vagina Handjob

When a woman does kegels during sex.

She was giving it to me pretty good.Then she gave me a vagina handjob towards the end and i exploded all in her.

by 93 yourcultleader93 January 26, 2021

alligator handjob

Two parts orange Gatorade, one part P.Diddys Coconut Vodka, with a spritz of Coppertone’s moisture mist bronzing spray.

“So sir, what may I get you this evening”
“I’ll have an Alligator Handjob please”

“Yes sir, one Alligator Handjob coming up”

by 007withatwist December 21, 2017

Israeli Handjob

The act of rubbing cosmetic products on the hands of a prospective customer, as part of a sales pitch to convince that customer to buy the product. The practice originated from Israeli immigrants selling "sea salt" based lotions at mall Kiosks.

Person A: "Sorry I'm late.. I just got an Israeli Handjob from that girl in the food court."
Person B: "Please tell me you didn't buy those sea salts from her..."
Person A: "Hell no, I just sat there smiling while she wasted her time."

by Renegade0894 October 9, 2012

Handjob Haney

To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won't start forcing you to walk to a friends.

"That chick got me so hot last night I almost pulled a Handjob Haney."

by Doomious April 5, 2009

Nigger handjob

A Nigger handjob is a handjob given from some one of the Afro-American (nigger) decent. It is commonly used as a form of currency. The "rate" of a nigger handjob varies from location and the hand size of the benefactor.

Dude, what do i owe you for that lighter? oh well i guess like 69 cents and a nigger handjob.

Ill give you this fried chicken and a nigger hand job for that kool-aid.

by phil yanjawn July 24, 2009

Sad handjob

A handjob when the only lubrication is the tears of the person giving the handjob.

After Mark insulted Tina's love making he was relegated to a sad handjob.

by Sad handy August 20, 2013