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Guke

1. A household name (if your relatives served in WWII,Korea, or Vietnam) for an individual of the Asian persuasion.

2. Entrepreneurs who usually start their own Nail Salon, or Restaurants in which their whole families are enslaved and forced to inhale dangerous toxins for several hours.
1. These damn fucking GUKES are every where!

2. Lizette: "damn girl, that guke hooked your nails up!"
by Reynaldo P. January 21, 2006
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gayken

Noun or verb.
Noun:One who is extremely anxious, enthusiastic, and passionate for gay sex. Inspired by Clay Aiken-like men who often engage in attention seeking activites such as karaoke, bowling, yoga, and interperative dance. A gaken can be identified by his use of eyeliner, skinny jeans, a "Hammas-style" checkered scarf, and a flare for drama. A gaken without sex can be extremely volative and prone to random public outbursts.
Verb: To display very sexual behavior in the hopes of recieving hot gay sex.
"I went to the bar last night 'cause I was aching for some gayken."
"I saw a gayken freaking out yesterday at Trader Joe's because they didn't have any soy milk."
"That dude might be gay. His dance moves scream gayken."
"I'm gayken for some Breedlovin."
by Regal Beagle Smeagol March 31, 2009
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Gulker

A person ( usually a male but not always ) whom appears to do whatever it takes to win favors from a person in a supervisory position. Used on large contractor job sites with lots of new recruits.....many hoping to get the easiest tasks on a long term job site. Gulk is the sound made during the process of winning the favor.
Many of the crew at the mill knew that Dwayne was the big Gulker on "A" shift, because he never got the dirty jobs and always went to lunch with the foremen.
by RealWorld October 29, 2007
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guylemma

Relationship trouble with a boyfriend or husband.
Stemming from the words guy and dilemma.
She's not coming out tonight, she's having a bit of a guylemma.
by rascalDan February 26, 2009
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guytext

The limited context in which a guy knows another guy in a strictly delineated set of experiences.
Jill: What are the names of John's kids
Jack: He has kids? I only know John from my poker club. He's the kind of guy who folds with a pair. Why do you ask?
Jill: He was buying Fruit Loops when we ran into him at the grocery.
Jack: Maybe he likes Fruit Loops. I only know about how he reacts to a pair.

Jack knows John strictly in the guytext of the poker club.
by smalljones July 6, 2014
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Guyper

He is wearing a guyper so he doesn't soil himself.
by CrawlE August 16, 2016
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Guyest

Guyest - The best guy in a group of guys
Yo Timbo your the guyest one here
by LightlySalted March 14, 2019
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