Griff

A name for someone who’s a one-pump-chump, an alcoholic and is always late to everything.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Griff?

Person 2: No he’s probably drunk

by pumper3000 November 22, 2021

Griff

Likes Sasha kliot

Griff likes Sasha kliot

by Chinkatron69696969 June 24, 2023

Griff

Any man named Griff is either black, or has a massive penis. Griff is a god amoungst men, and can not be stopped. The bitches love him abd he gets a whole lot of pussy. He is the highest ranking on society. Full name version is either Griffin, Griffith or Griffis

Griff is a god

by Memomome May 7, 2020

“Griff a beer”

When you “Griff a beer”, you take one one else’s beer without them knowing, fight the person for it, and claim it as yours. Past tense would be Griffed.

P1: “Where’d my beer go?”
P2: “I don’t know- where’d you leave it?”
P1: “You- you fuckin’ Griffed by beer, give it back.”
P2: “Nah i didn’t fucking “Griff a beer” it’s mine, shut the fuck up.”
P1: “Fine fuck it.”

by Poke-chan January 14, 2018

Griff Dog

When a female intentionally attempts to give their partner pink eye by queefing on their face

“Why do they have pinkeye?”
“His girl gave him a Griff Dog, how poggers”

by Obedient Kitten 23 August 3, 2023

Griff

A way to describe something as awesome or cool.

That's not very Griff of you.
Or
Holy Toledo, that party was so Griff!

by TheGriffenator March 28, 2020

Griff

When someone is always late and takes credit for something they hardly contribute to.

"I wouldn't team up with that guy, he's a total griff"

Dude 1: "Hey where is he? He said he was going to be here an hour ago"
Dude 2: "Yeah, he's always late"
Dude 1: "Oh, so he's griffin'"

by MudnToast March 26, 2024