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Greyhound Racer

This is simple. You chug a greyhound. It’s vodka and grapefruit juice. You have to use two straws and and Grey Goose vodka. It fucks you up.
Yo Sammy! This bartender made me do 4 Greyhound Racers last night! That shit hits you fast. I totally blacked out and fell asleep mid blowjob because of that asshole. It was awesome!
by Larry and Rex and Benny July 29, 2018
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GreyHound

A bunch of mad eshay lads known as "greyhounds" are recognized for their dedication in plugging toilets, chucking fat burnouts in cars, and getting back to back to back wins. Some are extremely good at the video game and live in a crusty basement without being fed for 4-21 weeks. They love a good chin tickle and would die for a toe massage. If your not careful, they will kiss you right on the MOUTH. (no homo)
Look at how good at the video game and anorexic he is, he must be a GreyHound.
by GreyhoundChinTickler September 20, 2018
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Greyhounded

To be placed on a "no-fly list" by an airline for unruly or drunken behavior. Also known as "bus-listed".
"Dude, are you flying to Cancun with us? It'll be great!" "Nah, I can't. I got Greyhounded by the airline when I threw that drink at the flight attendant during Spring Break."
by Dugley May 25, 2021
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Greyhound

A bus system in the US that treats passengers like trash with bad staff (like mean bus drivers) and usually have drama on the bus and/or station. Unrelated to the cute greyhound dog
I don’t care where fares are expensive, I’m taking Amtrak and airlines every day than greyhound. Greyhound staff are very unkind and treats you like an asshole. And there is some type of drama riding their buses all the time, And its brings you at your destination later than Amtrak.
by EMD F59PHI October 30, 2024
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Marmaduke Greyhounds

Hawk 1: “Hey have you been to a Marmaduke Greyhounds game yet this year”
Hawk 2:“Aw heck nah man I’d rather gouge my eyes out
by Bronny4MVP November 22, 2024
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The Greyhound

Five in the front, five in the back
Jacob: Hey man, how did the date with Jennie go?
Tyler: It went great dude, she even let me give her the Greyhound.
by Bodyguy420 March 5, 2025
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Greyhound

Easily the most terrifying dog breed, the sight of one is deeply unsettling. They are always watching, and can run at up to 45 mph. Beware.
Dude, watch out, there’s a greyhound chasing you!
by Avocado.1211 August 4, 2024
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