The Goatse.cx Lawyer

The guy who informs us if we need a warning.

The goatse.cx lawyer has informed us that we need a warning! So... if you are under the age of 18 or find this photograph offensive, please don't look at it. Thank you!

by Dot See Ex October 24, 2004

goatsified

To have your butthole stretched open at least 6" in diameter.

That fool was goatsified.

by vectus October 27, 2003

Goats In The Garden

When someones pants or jeans are going in the crack of their ass. A pant wedgie

Man, she has massive Goats In The Garden!!

by DefineTheGreatLine March 30, 2011

blows goats for half price

To badly suck. To suck worse than anything has ever sucked before. worse than diping french fries in your comatose mother in laws bed sores, eeewwwww grossss !!!!!!!!!

This freaking job blows goats for half price, Yeah what a desperation station this place is.

by [e-mail] March 29, 2008

1008 grams

A kilo plus 8 grams?Probably what a kilo weights rapped up with celfane idk

1008 grams- My dog hit me with a brick wrapped up thick, I threw it on the clock it was 1000 grams, he be weighing in the wrap, still owes me a quarter.

by Kilo97 June 22, 2016

Gatstroking

When you form a pistol shape with your fingers, whilst cycling them backwards above your head

"Oh bruv, you see that kid over there when that riddim dropped"
"Yeah he was Gatstroking all over the joint - no safety catch on dat ting"

by Tizzy Tekkers September 19, 2017

The BOAT of all GOATS

Name for someone who has transcended GOAT status

Tom Brady is the BOAT of all GOATS.

by tmor84 December 19, 2018