A dirty smelly hippie woman who doesn't shave her legs or shower. She has sex with endangered species and eats her own feces. This became a popular way of life during the 60's with stoners and losers.
by chachaddict April 15, 2009
Random Idiot " Ay yo G have you heard of this Granola virus its bare peak and that cos it kills people"
Another idiot " Nah G are you sure you don't mean the Corona Virus cus that's peak and that"
Random idiot " Nag G trust me and that it is a new Virus they invented"
Another idiot " Nah G are you sure you don't mean the Corona Virus cus that's peak and that"
Random idiot " Nag G trust me and that it is a new Virus they invented"
by Gay aint you April 01, 2020
People that go hiking, ice climbing, and other outdoor activities while wearing outdoor clothing labels such as Columbia and Bell while munching down on granola bars, trail mix and sipping hot beverages from coffee stands. They will only drive a Subaru and would rather carry pepper spray instead of a gun even though pepper spray is virtually useless in Alaska.
by jericho041041 April 27, 2011
"Granola Sex" N. 1. Sexual intercourse between two hippies. 2. Sexual Intercourse wherein the participants haven't shaved, showered, plucked, worn perfume/cologn/make-up, or deodorant. 3. Sexual Intercourse that takes place in nature, away from civilization (i.e. forests, mountains, fields, meadows, etc.)
Jack: (Seductively) hey, I just realized...we're camping and neither of us has had a shower in like, 6 days.
Jane: (Arches eyebrow)
(later, post-coital in the middle of the nature hike)
Jane: (Heavily breathing) Wow...that was the most amazing Granola Sex ever!
Jack: You are an animal!
Jane: (Arches eyebrow)
(later, post-coital in the middle of the nature hike)
Jane: (Heavily breathing) Wow...that was the most amazing Granola Sex ever!
Jack: You are an animal!
by Ecogreengirl December 26, 2007
Someone who overtly tries to be different -- through their looks, outlandish statements, etc. If you're an English Literature major you definitely understand what this is.
Prof: Well, what underlying themes do you think are in Pound's poem?
Granola Kid: I think that this one single line stands for the political outrage at the time, and also the feminist view during that time. By the way, did you notice my purple hair weaved into dreads. It stands for my femininity, and also I was so high the other day I thought it would be a good idea.
Granola Kid: I think that this one single line stands for the political outrage at the time, and also the feminist view during that time. By the way, did you notice my purple hair weaved into dreads. It stands for my femininity, and also I was so high the other day I thought it would be a good idea.
by West of Kanye February 19, 2009
Granola Gangstas are people who are part of an environmentalist group that takes the cause to extremes.
Bubba: " Man did you see what those Greenpeace people did to them Nazca lines?"
Joe: "Hellz yea yo! Them fools are some straight up Granola Gangstas!"
Joe: "Hellz yea yo! Them fools are some straight up Granola Gangstas!"
by amos quito2 December 15, 2014
People who shop at Whole Foods and make SMootHiE bOWLs and follow meditation methods. People that are healthy, and show off about it in a “humble” way.
Example: “Every morning I go outside and pick a fresh lemon from my lemon tree to make some amazing lemon water. It’s so good for you and I totally recommend 🥰”
That’s a basic example... but you get the idea.
Example: “Every morning I go outside and pick a fresh lemon from my lemon tree to make some amazing lemon water. It’s so good for you and I totally recommend 🥰”
That’s a basic example... but you get the idea.
by your mom’s mom June 07, 2021