The gitare is a mythological creature known to local western Korean villagers to cause mischief during the night. He is known to resemble a small muscular man with extremely furry legs and big pointy teeth. Some say he is never to be trusted. If actually seen napping during the day one is instructed to capture it by whatever means necessary, and immediately see that he is returned to the nearest pineapple nest. Pineapples are known to cause the creature to go into a deep sleep. If approached by a gitare you must not do anything that he requests. Any statements made by any gitare should surely be doubted.
by Jawatech July 18, 2010
Get the Gitare mug.A small dwarf kind of creature. This mystical figure lives in the tree tops of Hungry Hollow. It is said to have 3 feet, 7 eyes, 5 backs and 0 ears. "It" uses echolocation to interact and move around. A member of the bat/vampire family. Feeds on the souls of children from the county of Georgetown. BEWARE OF GONTARD.
by nhl_dalton_:) July 27, 2010
Get the Gontard mug.A word often used to describe someone that is an offensive Italian dick head. Who loves pasta but oddly cannot stand a cannoli. And loves ballet.
Most generally referred to as a man who exclusively only enjoys another man.
In some circles he is referred to as "Mr. Dos Equis"
Additionally, someone referred to as a Gottardi usually has an uncanny extended 5-day weather forecast.
Most generally referred to as a man who exclusively only enjoys another man.
In some circles he is referred to as "Mr. Dos Equis"
Additionally, someone referred to as a Gottardi usually has an uncanny extended 5-day weather forecast.
That wop is a real garlic eating Gottardi.
Your son wants to be in ballet? Maybe he is a Gottardi.
"Mr. Dos Equis"
Does anyone know today's weather? Lets ask the Gottardi.
Your son wants to be in ballet? Maybe he is a Gottardi.
"Mr. Dos Equis"
Does anyone know today's weather? Lets ask the Gottardi.
by Gottardi May 5, 2014
Get the Gottardi mug.A sexy mixed girl, that is really smart. Although, she is very fun to be around because of her crazy personality. Also, very unique. If you find a Getara you better keep her;)
by random peron November 25, 2016
Get the getara mug.Someone who lived a normal, decent life who becomes an extreme born again. They believe in miracles of otherwise common healing, faith healers, etc. The worst I have seen of this is within the Catholic church.
Cindy chose a limited education, though married to a successful man but found religion which caused divorce and heartbreak. She doesn't practice what she preaches but that seems to be tolerable within her new-found faith and now does not associate with anyone out of her church group. She became godtarded.
by GoomeeG May 8, 2018
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hard to find, capable to become rich
but don’t get it twisted doesn’t like everyone
hard to find, capable to become rich
but don’t get it twisted doesn’t like everyone
by faxmachinee22 April 25, 2021
Get the gojart mug.A gosar is a person who is prone to angry violent outbursts due to their urge to cover live earthworms in cayenne pepper and then kiester them.
by Gen. JC Christian November 18, 2021
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