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Gornography

Modern shock-horror entertainments that focus on displaying scenes of extreme violence over any sort of linear plot in the same way pornography focuses on depicting graphic sex rather than trying to tell a story.
Adam thought the movie crossed the line from a monster movie into gornography when they cut out the protagonist's eyeball with the dull, rusty scissors.
by mrmonkey23 November 18, 2009
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goontastic

When someone or something demonstrates at an exceptional or supreme level the ability to be "gangster" or a "goon."
Seth Lockhart wore all blue to represent for the Crypts. He looked goontastic at the basketball game.
by Xedious February 28, 2010
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Goant

Goant (pronunciation: Hard G; oant likt don't)- NOUN
1: The skin located between the ballsack and the asshole.
2: The skin located between the vagina and the asshole.

History: turn of the 21st century amalgamation of 3 disputed nouns for the same track of skin; Gooch, Chode, and Taint.
Goant Health is completely overlooked in the National Health Care Reform Bill.
by kneegrow67 December 18, 2009
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goont

A woman that is being a cunt and also acting like a goof.
Any woman can be a (bitch), but she's a real goont.
That Shannon is worse than a {cunt). she acts like a (goof). She's a goont.
by Teddog August 15, 2016
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Gontard

A small dwarf kind of creature. This mystical figure lives in the tree tops of Hungry Hollow. It is said to have 3 feet, 7 eyes, 5 backs and 0 ears. "It" uses echolocation to interact and move around. A member of the bat/vampire family. Feeds on the souls of children from the county of Georgetown. BEWARE OF GONTARD.
1) Gontard had a nice munch on the soul of Kyle Burns.

2) The Gontard is straight fucked.
by nhl_dalton_:) July 27, 2010
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Goontings

Something a goon would do.
When you do not care about anything except the fact that you or the people surrounding you are of the goons.
John : Hey man i don't think we should be robbing this bank in broad daylight with police surrounding the bank.

Yasaar : Stop being a pussy, let's just do it, Goontings alright !!!
by Goontings October 10, 2014
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Gornik

noun: Something very large that's out of place in the usual sense.
The tractor hit a gornik and was severely damaged. (rock) There was a gornik on the freshly painted wall (glob of paint)
by wglarson October 9, 2017
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