goff

The term used by chavs, and neds to describe basically anyone who isn't a clone of them, anyone who dresses different to them, anyone who listens to different music than them. By calling people a "goff" and trying to offend them, the only thing that they prove is how stupid they are, by clearly not knowing what an actual Goth is.

"HawHawHawww ya pyooor bas.. that lassie is like pure wearin goff shoes"

:/

They use the term "goff shoes" for converse,vans,DCs, basically anything which isn't one of their favouritised makes, e.g. Adidas,nike,lacoste.
Atleast "Goffs" have better shoe taste.

by [Dani] March 2, 2008

Goffer titties

a woman's breats that are sagging

She takes her bra off and her titties goffer the floor.

by Jamie May 20, 2003

gorf

A derogatory term for a citizen of the French-speaking province of Quebec.

As Quebecers are accepted to be "backwards frogs" in relation to their counterparts in France, frog backwards spells = gorf.

I got sloshed with a bunch of gorfs over in Gatineau the other night.

by GB August 25, 2004

goffd

To steal. To take for oneself.

Person One:"Fool, you goffd my lighter."

Person One:"Damn, fool, someone goffd my sack"
Person Two:"Tword"

by Ruggs and Twatie September 28, 2007

Groffer

The act of persuading someone to ask you a question.

If one of your friends, posts on facebook "Omg, soooo excited!!! <3 <3 " Then they, are being a groffer.

by b-costello December 13, 2010

gofford

1.The coolest person in the world,
2.Maybe second coolest compared to God.
3.Goffords's are rarely seen in the rural communities around the world, the only place gofford's are found are in urban areas.

1. look theres a gofford
2. you're so gofford.

by gofford November 19, 2004

goffix

Another term for 'goth' of 'goff'. Mostly used by your basic Chav or Scall. Usually used as an insult but most times the subject fails miserably. The term is generally laughed at by all folk who are classed as 'goffix'

"Are you a goffix?"
"Eee, your goffix. Ya make me pyar sick"
"Ya dirty goffix!!"

by willy_wonka September 5, 2005