gobshite

A person who talks a lot, but says nothing of relevance or interest to his or her audience, he or she usally talks for ages at a time, torturing all who can hear and takes great pleasure in doing so.

Tom Cruise is a gobshite of galactic proportions.

by piratsindre April 3, 2008

Gorbaler

Someone who likes to sniff their own farts or anybody elses farts

Bindi:Dude i just farted and it smells so gooood
John: Dude that's sick your a gorbaler

by Andy Czar February 12, 2006

gobstopperhead

frequent patron of a public house who has facial inconsistencies/unsightly individual with no other goal in life other than ruining the view for the local pub patronage

anyone understand what gobstopperhead just said?

by rob grant March 21, 2007

goobsed

The act of touching yourself, while touching the private area of another while they sleep, and then ejaculating on that sleeping innocent person.

Omg I got drunk and passed out, and when I woke up I was getting goobsed

by Gagatrength February 25, 2018

Gorblon

A gorblon is a word with an unspoken definition. It is used to describe a person negatively and their behaviour.

1. “James is such a gorblon.”
2. “What a gorblon”
3. Captain of the Gorb Squad

by Gorblonopolus November 12, 2018

gobson

A derogatory term for a mentally handicapped Asian child living within southern California.

wow look at gobson tryna hit on vonnie

by yes46226 December 15, 2018

Dirty Gorbachev

A variation of the dirty appache. When you finger a girl who is on the rag and you get your fingers bloody and then rub your hands together and smack her on the forehead to leave a print like Michael Gorbachev.

My girl was on the rag so I gave her a dirty gorbachev!!

by kdasa September 5, 2006